Little Red Riding Hood
Relena: Little Red Riding Hood
Heero: The Wolf
Hilde: The Bunny
Zechs: The Hunter
Noin: Grandma
Catherine: Relena's Mother
Pierre: Relena's Father
Dorothy: The Hot Deer
Here's the story!!
Relena: (sings as she walks across the small dirt path in the forest) Dum De Dum
Heero: (thinks) YES!! I'll finally get that girl! (is lying down on the grass with Hilde/the bunny)
Narrator: You see, unlike most wolves, this wolf was notorious for his sex crazed mind.
Hilde: That was short…That was only 10 minutes! You said you'd give me longer this time!
Heero: Oh shut up!! (swallows Hilde and then gawks at Relena.
Relena: (remembers her mother say, 'Be careful for that wolf, I heard he finally go that hot deer he had been going after!' Remembers her father say, 'Yes, be careful, we don't want anything to happen to you.')
Relena: (Strolls along merrily through the forest when suddenly Heero jumps out)
Heero: Watch doin'?
Relena: Oh, I'm going to go to my grandma's, she's sick and I'm bringing her a treat, ice cream and the new quilt I stitched for her.
Heero: Oh. (gazes at Relena hard)
Relena: (blushes. looks at Heero and a single thought pops into her head 'He's cute as hell!'.
Heero: (urge comes over him to eat her or do something else but he shakes it off)
Relena: Well I got to go! (smiles at Heero and runs off)
Narrator: She didn't like the wolf even if he was cute. He had tried to get her into bed with him every time she came through the woods.
Relena: (thinks) Pig! (runs off)
Heero: (looks around, runs ahead of Relena, and changes the sign that says short cut to grandma's to the long way to grandma's etc. then runs down the real shortcut)
Heero: (rushes into her house to find it empty. Relena, feeling better, went on a date, it read He got in her nightgown and jumped in the bed after tearing the note up)
Relena: (opens door and walks in) Hello grandma!
Heero: Come sit down next to me my dear…
Relena: You look a lot better…
Heero: That's because I am!! (rips off nightgown and grabs Relena shoving her into the bed)
Relena: Oh my! (feels something extremely good, doesn't want it to happen but it feels to good)
Narrator: A lot goes on for about 2 hours when the door suddenly opens…
Noin: (walks in with Zechs) Oh my…Uh…We call the bed next!!
Relena: (nods head)
Heero: (nods head)
THE END!!
Well, soon to come:
Dorothy In Wonderland
The Three Little Pigs
And other twisted fairytales!!
Relena: Little Red Riding Hood
Heero: The Wolf
Hilde: The Bunny
Zechs: The Hunter
Noin: Grandma
Catherine: Relena's Mother
Pierre: Relena's Father
Dorothy: The Hot Deer
Here's the story!!
Relena: (sings as she walks across the small dirt path in the forest) Dum De Dum
Heero: (thinks) YES!! I'll finally get that girl! (is lying down on the grass with Hilde/the bunny)
Narrator: You see, unlike most wolves, this wolf was notorious for his sex crazed mind.
Hilde: That was short…That was only 10 minutes! You said you'd give me longer this time!
Heero: Oh shut up!! (swallows Hilde and then gawks at Relena.
Relena: (remembers her mother say, 'Be careful for that wolf, I heard he finally go that hot deer he had been going after!' Remembers her father say, 'Yes, be careful, we don't want anything to happen to you.')
Relena: (Strolls along merrily through the forest when suddenly Heero jumps out)
Heero: Watch doin'?
Relena: Oh, I'm going to go to my grandma's, she's sick and I'm bringing her a treat, ice cream and the new quilt I stitched for her.
Heero: Oh. (gazes at Relena hard)
Relena: (blushes. looks at Heero and a single thought pops into her head 'He's cute as hell!'.
Heero: (urge comes over him to eat her or do something else but he shakes it off)
Relena: Well I got to go! (smiles at Heero and runs off)
Narrator: She didn't like the wolf even if he was cute. He had tried to get her into bed with him every time she came through the woods.
Relena: (thinks) Pig! (runs off)
Heero: (looks around, runs ahead of Relena, and changes the sign that says short cut to grandma's to the long way to grandma's etc. then runs down the real shortcut)
Heero: (rushes into her house to find it empty. Relena, feeling better, went on a date, it read He got in her nightgown and jumped in the bed after tearing the note up)
Relena: (opens door and walks in) Hello grandma!
Heero: Come sit down next to me my dear…
Relena: You look a lot better…
Heero: That's because I am!! (rips off nightgown and grabs Relena shoving her into the bed)
Relena: Oh my! (feels something extremely good, doesn't want it to happen but it feels to good)
Narrator: A lot goes on for about 2 hours when the door suddenly opens…
Noin: (walks in with Zechs) Oh my…Uh…We call the bed next!!
Relena: (nods head)
Heero: (nods head)
THE END!!
Well, soon to come:
Dorothy In Wonderland
The Three Little Pigs
And other twisted fairytales!!