Chapter 1: MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA
A.N.>> Everyone run! I'm doing a
crossover! *Rowen, Wufei, and Heero proceed to run* Anywho, I got this
idea around 5 o'clock in the morning with no sleep, probably due to the
two bags of peachy-phs and five cans of Dr. Pepper (hence the name). Oh
I was also reading a Babysitting, Gundam Style (thank you LittleUcchan!).
So... enjoy my first Gundam Wing/Ronin Warrior crossover and very first
attempt at a humorous fic. Self insertation, pointlessness, and.... some
character bashing. (Literally) Tell us if you want a second chapter! ^_^
Oi! Another note, this is under a member of the Coalition's name too!
Unimportant Notes>> Everyone's alive
again in this thing. I had to have Une slap SOMEONE.
*....* = actions
....> = any telepathic waves,
if I decide I want to use them.
::...:: = thoughts
-.....- = you will find English
translation at bottom.
Disclaimer>> I wish owned but I don't.
Kayura: *downs 27th can of Boost*
Rowen: Kayura.... maybe you should
stop.
Kayura: *squeals* Why would I wanna
do that Ro-kun? *starts twitching* Stop moving arm, stop it. Stop it I
say! STOP I'M THE ANCIENT ONE GODDAMN IT YOU'VE GOT TO STOP!!! *arm stops
twitching* Thank you. *gets micheivous look in face*
Rowen: Uh. Oh.
Kayura: *picks up Ancient's Staff*
Let's see what this baby can do!
Rowen: *sweat drop*
** Big Flash of Light, which makes
everyone run out and yell at Kayura, and a big THUD **
Kayura: I think Mia's house landed
on something.
Rowen: Where EXACTLY are we Kayura?
Kayura: Silly Ro-kun! We're in A.C.
198!
Rowen: Say huh? Kayura, I'm not sure
they invented that anime in 1987...
Kayura: THEY DID NOW! *puts hands
on hips*
Anubis: *beats Kayura over the head*
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WITH THE STAFF! I DIDN'T DIE FOR NOTHING
YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!
Kayura: *bonks him on the head* Shut
up Nubie. Mia said you did this too. *suddenly drools* Who's that?!?
Mia: *looks out window Kayura has
slobbered on* I dunno but he sure is hot. *adds more slobber to window*
**Both rush outside**
Duo: That was some smack down.
Relena: *crying* THEY SMASHED MY
HOUSE YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!! *returns to crying, which she does so well*
Wufei: I never knew a house could
bigger than Relena's.... *wonderment ends* AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!! SALLY
SAVE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *stampeding Kayura and Mia run him over*
Mia: *to Kayura* Hey, Kayura-san
we escaped the awful 80's haircuts and big hair.
Dorothy: *to Quatre* Oh my god, their
clothes are, like, so out of style! I mean, nobody worn those sort of tights,
since like, what? Like the stone age? And look at, like, her eye-make-up--
Kayura: *cuts of Dorothy* GOMEN YO!!!-1-
Rowen: *sweat drop* ::Oh, the blonde
chick got her pissed. Hey! It looks like there's two blonde chicks... wait,
oops, that's a guy. Anyway, that blonde chick with double eyebrows got
her pissed, otherwise she wouldn't be speaking Japanese...:: *another sweat
drop* Kayura calm down.
Kayura: *ignores Rowen* I'm not the
one with double eyebrows, baka.-2-
Duo: *elbows Trowa* Hey, when she's
pissed she acts like Wufei. I wonder if she can flay people too...
Kayura: *proceeds to mulch Double
Eyebrows Woman*
Duo: *gets answer*
Une: *being bored* La, la, la, la,
la... *sees Sage come out* ...la, la, la, la... oohlala! Treize, GO TO
HELL YOU BASTARD! *slaps the egotistic Head of OZ, runs and tackles Sage*
Sage: Umm... hello?
Sai: Does this mean she has four
personalities now?
Treize: What just happened?
Duo: You got dissed and dismissed.
*hiccups* Tee hee.
Kayura: *sees Quatre* O.O! *jumps
in Quatre's arms*
Quatre: Um... hello Kayura-san!
Kayura: SEE ROWEN HE'S MORE RESPECTFUL
THAN YOU!!!!!!!!! Hello, Quatre-sama.
Quatre: *feels lucky*
Rowen: *feels hurt*
Kayura: Oooooooh!!!!!!!! He looks
cuddly! *jumps out of Quatre's arms and grabs Duo like a teddy bear* A
big cuddly teddy bear.
Kento: *feels hurt* I'm not cuddly
anymore?
Hilde: *stalks over to Kento, sticking
tongue out* You're cuddly by MY standards. *kisses Kento on cheek to make
Duo tweak out (he does)*
Rowen, Quatre, & Kento: *feels
hurt*
Catherine: *strolls over to Dais,
giggling* I'm a knife thrower, what are you?
Trowa: *eyes fall out*
Dais: *feels lucky* I raised tarantulas,
baby. *winks at Catherine*
Catherine: *giggles* You kinda looked
like a pirate to me.
Trowa: *inserts eyes back into head
only so they can pop out again* HEY BUSTER! THAT'S MY SISTER!
Dais: *runs off with Catherine*
Catherine: TROWA I'M ELOPING!!!!!!!!
Rowen: I knew this was a bad idea.
*sweat drop* Oh well. *reads book*
** Zechs and Noine sit on sidelines
**
Noine: This is somewhat entertaining.
Zechs: I'll go make the popcorn.
Noine: *sweat drop*
** Back to the MAIN story **
Talpa: *decides to take over world
AND colonies because they are so pathetically dependent on technology*
Heero: What the hell do you think
you're doing?
Duo: *with Kayura still latched on
to four foot long braid* Uh, oh. Here we go again.
Talpa: I'm almighty and powerful
master. You can not escape techno boy!
Heero 'Techno Boy' Yuy: *changes
into: NEW TECHNO ARMOR!!!!!!!!! and yells* MISSION ACCEPTED!!!!!
Kayura: I didn't know about that
one.
Ryo: Never heard that power-up before.
Kayura: He's kinda sexy in that...
*lets go of Duo's braid for first time in five minutes*
Duo: Hey Heero, it looks like Wing
Zero! Crotch rocket and all!
Heero: *beats Talpa with stick* TAKE
THAT! AND THAT! AND THAT!
Talpa: MOMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
*runs away*
Heero: *looks satisfied with work
he has done* Mission accomplished.
Une: *still latched onto Sage* Hey,
Sagers will you marry me?
Sage: *eyes pop out of head* Oh my.
Une: *puts out lower lip* You don't
like me anymore?
Sage: Um... wait No! I mean, wait.
Treize: Damn baka. Doesn't know how
to handle Lady Une.
Sage: I'm going kick your ass, asshole.
YOU DON'T CALL MY WOMAN THAT!!!!!!!!!! *charges Treize with chopsticks*
Treize: *pulls out fork*
