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Summary :Tobi recites the alphabet.
"A is for Akatsuki!"
"B is for bounty."
"C is for chaos."
"D is for Deidara senpai."
"E is for evil."
"F is for fun."
"G is for gum."
"H is for Hidan."
"I is for Itachi ."
"J is for just cuz."
"K is for Konan."
"L is for love."
"M is for murder."
"N is for nice."
"O is for over joyed when Pein dodged the bullet."
Pein: Tobi...
Tobi: Sorry leader sama. Where was I?
Pein:*sighs* O.
Tobi: Oh yeah. "Q is for Queen, Tobi's favorite band."
"R is for roach which Tobi is scared of.
"S is for senpai."
"T is for turtle."
"U is for uranium."
"V is for veal."
"W is for watermelon."
"X is for - Tobi can't think of one for x."
"Y is for yellow."
"Z is for Zetsu."
Deidara :Worse alphabet ever un. And you forget P Tobi."
Tobi: Tobi already did pee...oh.