SPN100 Challenge WoW: Jiggle (One of two drabble responses)
Word Count : Making use of permission not to stick to 100 so: 136
Disclaimer: I don't own 'em. It's probably for the best.
BROTHERLY ADVICE
Sam walks in on Dean struggling to fasten his favourite jeans. Has to be something wrong with the jeans. Right?
-oOo-
It was hard for Sam to smother his giggle
When he came across Dean doing a frantic jiggle
And after that, when Dean then moved onto joggle
Sam couldn't do anything, but stand there and oggle.
"Dean? Would I be right in thinking you're in a pickle?
"No I'm fine, it's just that these won't fasten round my middle!
Take a look. See? It don't matter how far my hips swivel,
Or how damn hard I try making my butt wriggle.
I swear to you Sammy, they're never normally this much of a fiddle.
You got any genius ideas that might help me out here a little?"
"As a matter of fact yes, you just need to follow this advice.
Cut out all the burgers, and stop being the guy who ate up all the pies!"
-oOo-
Chick xx