1000 and a Voldy
´I am Lord Voldemort and I want to kill You muggle!´
´Oh really? No better things to do?´I look very unnerved at the dark Lord. A glaze of my watch show me that it is already late. He comes nearer, his read contact lens start to glow as he touch my cheek. His fingers are bally cold. I dither.
´Hahahahaha. I will destroy you.´ he laugh in my ear low.
I laugh this off.
´Than I will phone to the police and you will put in in prison for 20 years pirson at last.´
I explain it for a nerd.
´Police? 20 years?´
I nod. He beat his chest kingly.
´I am the dark Lord. Nobody judge over me. I can mudering so many times I want.´
And you must know, at that moment I am grabbing at the world domination.´
´You want grabbing at the world domination?´
´Yes.´ He reply confident.
´But look at you.´
´Why?´ He scrutinize his slight body.
´What is the problem? I reach more resulate with my look than before.´
´That is right.´ I am too tired to tell him the truth but strong enough to hold a giggle back.
´Now you will die.´ He raise his want.
´You looks so hungry. Have not you eat for a long time?´
´That is true.´
´I thougt with a clear stomach, you should not kill.´
Voldemort think about it for a while.´You could be rigtht. Always I tried to kill Harry...´
´I want a Pizza.´ I break.
´Do you want a one too?´
´The dark Lord do not eat pizza. I will kill you now. Avada...´
´Shit.´ I think and I make me ready to die.
´Oh, it is so delishes.´ A smack voice.I open my eyes very slowly. On my bed sit Voldemort and eat MY Pizza.
Shortly later..
´Now I will kill you.´ I wake up.
That was my Dream last night. I hope you have fun with it and I hope I am not the only strange person in the world who have so ´special´ dreams.
Note: I am a German Autor and this story was originally published unter ´1000 und ein Voldy´. I have to improve my English skills.