A/N: Right, humor random FY fic. You get the idea.
Disclaimer: Belongs to Yuu Watase.
Yeah, Right
After the warriors had buried Nuriko they stood paying their last respects…
"He was the best crossdresser I ever see!" Tasuki said.
A hand came up from the ground.
"ZOMBIE!" Chiriko yelled. A second hand emerged. The hands eventually managed to pull up enough dirt and Nuriko sat up.
"Nuriko's alive!" Tamahome yelled.
"Miaka, man! If you hadn't have nicked my bracelets that would've been a lot easier!" Nuriko said.
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"Nakago!" Tamahome yelled.
"Tamahome," Nakago said. "I love you."
"Let's…what you say?" Tamahome was confused.
"I love you," Nakago said.
"Okay…" Tamahome ran his hand through his hair. "You don't wanna fight or anything?"
"No," Nakago said.
"Right…"
"See you later then." Nakago turned and left. Tamahome was left standing like a numpty.
XOXOXOX (Set before vol 10, after vol 5)
"Amiboshi," Yui said. The boy continued to write. "Amiboshi! Don't ignore me!" she yelled. The boy looked up slightly to see who was getting shouted at, she was shouting at him!
"Your eminence, I'm Suboshi," he said.
"Oh, sorry…" she slumped away. "Wait! Ain't you dead?"
"Nope, that's Amiboshi."
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"Nuriko!" Hotohori said. "You cut your hair!"
"You like it?" Nuriko asked.
"Yeah! I'll cut mine too!" Hotohori took his sword and slashed off most of his hair. "What do you think?"
"It's…different," Nuriko said.
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"It's just in my room," Nakago said, "wait here a minute."
"I'll come in, it's cold out here," Tomo said.
"NO!" Nakago said, but it was too late, Tomo had already seen it. Nakago's room. Bright pink walls, shelves lined with Barbie dolls, posters of celebrities on the wall, even some of the Seiryu and Suzaku warriors, love hearts on the pictures of Yui, himself, Tomo and Tamahome. It was a girls room…was this Yui''s room? Tomo thought. Nope, it was definitely Nakago's, it had NAKAGO in pink glittery letters on the wall. Tomo started to laugh.
"This is your room?" Tomo asked through the laughter.
"Yes. So?" Nakago said.
"You do it yourself or Yui or even Soi?" Tomo asked.
"All done by me," Nakago replied. Tomo stopped laughing. Nakago had done this by himself? This was what Nakago was all about… Tomo was now going to be psychologically damaged for the rest of his life…
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Miaka, the Suzaku warriors, Yui and the Seiryu warriors have been in a plane crash and landed on a desert island, they are lost.
It's been several weeks and they've run out of food. Miaka is hungry…
"Eat trees," Tasuki said.
"Eat sand," Yui suggested.
A couple of weeks later the trees and sand had been devoured by Miaka. They were now living in the ocean. Luckily they were found after a satellite picked up a small island decreasing in size.
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On a dating show…
"Now, Yui, would you rather go with Suboshi who controls flying balls, or Amiboshi who uses a flute?" the host asked. "Suboshi, with a nice pair of balls or Amiboshi, with a nice flute."
"Ew! You're so perverted!" Yui slapped the host.
"What'd I say?!" he yelled.
"Nice pair of balls?" Yui said.
"Oh, what?! I meant his weapon!" the host said.
"Oh, great! Now my chances are ruined with her!" Suboshi slapped the host before walking away.
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"Come on Ashitare! Jump through the ring of fire!" Nakago whipped him. "Suboshi! Don't fall off the tightrope!" WHIP. Suboshi fell and got 3 lashes across the back. "Amiboshi! Keep that ball on the tip of your nose!" WHIP. "Miboshi, keep honking those horns!" WHIP. "WRONG!" That earned him 5 lashes across the back. "Keep juggling, Soi!" Soi was on a unicycle and had to juggle 3 balls as well. "Keep jumping, Tomo!" Tomo was having to climb a high ladder and dive into a small pan of water. WHIP! "You people disgust me!" Nakago yelled. He whipped them all then threw a pie in each of their faces. "MUHAHAHAHA!!!!"
A/N: Well…please review!!!