Bowser Junior Exercises

by MeerkatMario

This part of the story is told from the perspective of Bowser Junior's friend, a Hammer Bro. named Craig.

First off, Bowser Junior was about to enter his room when his dad came in. He told him, "You mostly eat junk food all the time." Bowser Junior told him, "So?" "How about you do something to get rid of this?" "What, Dad?" "Exercising!" "What is exercising?" "Well, it's a bunch of sports that keep you healthy! So?" "I'll try it soon, Dad."

Bowser Junior fell on his bed, thinking about what his dad told him to do. He tried and tried, but he couldn't choose from a category of sports. I came in, and told him, "What's the matter Junior?" Bowser Junior told me that Bowser told him to exercise, but he couldn't choose anything. I suggested that he should rather go swimming, which Junior accepted.

Later, Junior was at the pool with me and a Koopa Troopa. Junior was wearing a swim ring as he couldn't swim without it, and, however, tried to waddle his legs to get to the finish, and they got tired pretty fast. Bowser Junior suddenly stopped swimming and when he tried to turn himself up, his swim ring fell down. As a result, Junior started to drown, and I knew I had to save him. When I got him out the pool, he was unconscious, and I administered CPR on him. A few minutes later, he woke up, and he told me it wasn't a good idea to swim. I knew we had to choose another sport.

Junior suddenly came up with an idea. He told me we could run around our garden, which I accepted. When I took Junior to my house, we noticed the garden was only a few metres away. We then started to run a circle around it, but not before I asked my dad if I could do so. We kept running until we had suddenly felt exhausted. Junior decided it was a good time to lay down until we could get going again.

So we laid down on the couch. When we felt like we could go running again a few minutes later, we got back to the garden and started all over again. It kept going this way, until Junior told me in the middle of another marathon that he wanted to do something else. We got back to Bowser's lair, woke him up and told him everything.

Now time for the part that is set from Bowser's perspective.

After I told my son to exercise, I started to lay down in bed. I figured it was a good time to take a nap until I could come up with an idea to steal the princess. Later, when I got waken up by Craig, he told me that Bowser Junior wanted to swim, but that plan failed. Afterwards, he came up with running around Craig's garden, but in the middle of the fifteenth marathon my son told him they had to choose another thing to do.

I was surprised with the part where Junior had a near-death experience at the pool, and I told Craig that he was actually lucky he saved my son. I was then asked what Junior could do now. I suggested the two could rather go playing soccer, and Craig thought that was a good idea.

Later on, Craig went back to my room and told me that he accidentally hit a Koopa Troopa goalie in the face with the ball, and we had to bring in a Goomba as a substitute. However, regardless of anything, they were actually feeling better. Craig suddenly got the idea to do some pushups with Junior. He then went to the latter's room.

After Craig left, I was tired from my last nap, and that was the last thing I remember before I hit the pillow.

Craig's perspective

When we got outside Bowser's lair to play soccer, we set up the field and hired two Koopa Troopas goalies and a few other additional players. We then let it hit on the go, and I kicked the ball. Junior caught it and ran to the other side, where Birdo caught the ball. After a few minutes of playing, one of the Koopa Troopa goalies accidentally got hit in the face by the ball, the game was halted, and we had to use a Goomba for a substitute. Unfortunately, that was the only person who was outside the lair, and he told me he didn't have any arms, so we had no choice but to let the Goomba hold the ball with his feet.

Bowser Junior thought that was a crazy idea, but I told him that was the only thing we can do. It was on like Donkey Kong, and the game resumed. After a few other minutes, we stopped playing since we were tired, and Junior and I got back to Bowser's lair. As Junior went up to his room, I woke up Bowser and told him what had recently happened.

After I got the idea to do some pushups, I went upstairs to Junior's room and told him about my idea. He told me, "Wow, pushups? I've never heard of that before." I said, "Come on! It's just as good as soccer! We could go all the way to my garden again!"

When we arrived back at my garden, Junior asked me, "How do I do pushups again?" I explained everything to him, and we counted every pushup. "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6...10, 11, 12, 13...25, 26, 27...99, 100...150." We stopped at 150 pushups, and we went to the bathroom to look in the mirror. I could tell we actually lost some weight, but we could also notice some abs.

After looking in the mirror, Junior told me we could all go to McDonald's to celebrate, but there was no way we were going to gain weight again. I suggested the gym, and took Junior with me. However, unbeknownst to myself, there was a challenge waiting for us...