A: Because really, Maureen sucks.
K: Well in the faithful girlfriend department anyway. Annnyhow, we disclaim RENT and its characters.
Please note: This is one of Kait and Aubrie's shipper stories. They all follow the same plot, are not well written, and are all just silliness which is not meant to be taken seriously. SERIOUSLY!
Jork
Joanne was in the pet shop just kickin' it.
Mark walked in, just because he wanted to.
"Hey you! How's Buzzline?" Joanne asked her once close, now-somewhat-awkward acquaintance.
"Oh...you know," Mark lied. "How's Maureen?"
"Oh...you know." Joanne lied.
An awkward silence fell.
"So why are you here?" they both asked at the same awkward time.
They awkwardly laughed.
"Actually, I left Maureen. I figured a bunny would be better company."
Mark awkwardly smiled.
"Ha-ha probably. Oh I know! Lets go make-out!" suggested Mark.
So they did not get it on like in all of Kait and Aubrie's other stories, because this was the FIRST shipper story they ever wrote, so rather, they made out.
TEH END.