Girl Scout™ cookies
Well Hello! In case you're wondering, this will probably not be updated regularly, because reasons. Like, school and stuff. So…please review! Because I need motivation to update and stuff. When I do update, though, it'll probably be during the weekend.
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*ding-dong*
"ugh." Ed rolled off the couch and onto his feet at the sound of the doorbell. He was staying over at Roy's house, who was currently out getting groceries for tonight's dinner. Ed was going to help him make a chicken Marsala and pasta-
*DING-DONG, BITCH*
The bell interrupted Ed's thoughts of food, although the last part was just his imagination.
"Alright, alright. I'm comin'" he grumbled. Not being tall enough to look through the peephole, he cracked the door open. I swear, if that bastard got locked out again, so help me I will glue that key to his face.
"What?' he asked crabbily to the little girl dressed in a pink and blue uniform common to the Girl's Club of Amestris.
"Would you like to buy some Amestrian Girl's Club cookies?" She queried sweetly. Ed thougth for a moment. They were making dinner soon and Roy had told him plenty of times before not to eat sweets before dinner so he wouldn't spoil his appetite. As if. But then, thinking of all the ways Roy had punished him before… I don't really want to sleep on the couch.
"Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssssssseeeeee" the little girl questioned again, as if drawing out the word made it more convincing.
"If you want to sell them so bad why don't you buy them yourself?" He answered shortly. [trollolol] and closed the door. The bell rang again, and the girl was still standing there when he yanked the door open.
"I'll buy some if you give me the money." She blinked innocently.
"Toche, girly." He replied, slightly amused. He saw Roy's car pull up in the drive.
"Sorry kid, I can't have dessert before dinner," he told her as she turned away. "Bye." She skipped away dejectedly, if that's possible.
"Wow Ed, it looks like you just kicked that girl's puppy." Roy commented, walking in the door with the groceries.
"No, I just didn't buy her damn cookies." The blond stretched out his back and took a bag from the taller man.
"Oh that. Yep, it's Cookie season in Central. They mobbed me too."
"And did you buy any?"
"Nope!" he grinned, holding up a box of the exact same cookies they were talking about. Ed just raised an eyebrow.
"It's empty," he quickly explained. "It's a decoy box. You just hold it up and say you already bought some." Ed snorted.
"Clever."
"Would you go so far as to call me a… smart cookie?"
"Get out."
"What? Ed-"
"Get the fuck out right now."
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