But, but, but, but, butI like popcorn!

by therichnobody

Completely out of boredom, inspired by me wanting some popcorn at school but I was lazy so I asked my friend to get it for me. He said no and well, you get the idea. Featuring Demyx and Zexion!

Completely out of boredom. Don't blame me, blame me begging my friend to get me some popcorn Friday. So now I shall put these nobodies in our place.

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"Zexion?"

"What?"

"Can you give me some popcorn? I'm hungry."

"If you're so hungry, then why don't you make your own?"

"But...I want popcorn!"

"Well go get some yourself."

"But, but...I want popcorn!"

Zexion loked at Demyx with glare no.6 (A.K.A the 'Leave me alone or else' glare) "It's as simple as placing a bag in the microwave and"-

"But, but, but...I want popcorn!"

At this time, Zexion was getting a little pissed. Ask someone else."

"But, but, but, but...I want popcorn!"

A vein was pulsing on the schemer's temple. He decided to ignore the dense sitar player, but he persisted.

"But, but, but, but, but...I want popcorn!"

"DEMYX!"

"... ... ..."

Zexion saw his lip quiver, eyes get bigger and more chibified, he was starting to tear up, and he took a deep breath for his patened never ending until he gets what he wants whining session but Zexion wasn't going to have it. There was a loud slam. Then a series of beeps, popping, and finally crinckling of paper.
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"Demyx, you annoy me to death."

"But...I like popcorn!"

"Don't even try to start something else"-

"But, but...I like popcorn!" The Melodious Nocturne chimed as he munched on the butter-drowned kernels.

"If you liked popcorn so freakin' much, then why didn't you cook it yourself instead of asking me?!" (Zexion was pissed)

"But, but, but...I like popcorn!"

"... ... ...So you like popcorn sooo much it's tastes better if someone else cooks it? And don't answer, I already know what you're going to say." Zexion spat and started to sulk.

"But, but, but, but..."

"You like popcorn, I get it. Punk slave labor-enducing brat."

"... ... ...I was going to say I wanted to share with you."

Zexion looked towards Demyx, lips shiny with popcorn butter, looking innocent. He smiled, showing those teeth that seemed to stay permanetely white even after eating.

"But, but, but, but, but...I don't want to."

"Awww...Zexion..."
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HA! I tricked you! Mwa ha ha ha ha! You all thought I was going to turn this into some sort of yaio paring of sorts, but HA!

Review if ya want, doesn't matter if you do this one. I was bored.

Same ol' disclaimer: Don't own Kingdom Hearts, yadda yadda, yadda if I did, I would be rich, yadda, yadda, yadda.