Disclaimers: I don't own Popstars, the WWF or anyone mentioned in this story. I'm just using some of the people for comedic purposes so please don't sue me.
Chapter 1:
*Female wrestlers sit in a room where they wait for Vince McMahon and Lou Pearlmen to tell them which ones where going to be part of a girl band.*
Lou Pearlmen: Hello, I'm Lou Pearlmen, the mastermind behind the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, and O-Town.
Vince McMahon: You're the one responsible for those horrors? Anyway, you all know me as the owner of the World Wrestling Federation, now let's get on with the lovely ladies who could be part of the band. The first lady to come up will be my gorgeous daughter, Stephanie McMahon Hemlsey.
*Stephanie hugs her father and Lou, and sits in the first seat*
Lou: Next is, the lovely Trish Stratus.
*Trish acts surprised, and kisses Vince's cheek.*
Vince: Now is Jacqueline.
*Jacqueline shakes Vince's hand and sits beside Trish.*
Lou: Next is Chyna.
*Chyna chakes Vince's hand and sits beside Jacqueline.*
Vince: Now is Molly Holly
*Molly jumps up and down a few times before speaking* Golly gee Mr. McMahon, I think me and the other girls will be the best of friends. *sits beside Chyna*
Lou: I bet you will, Molly. Next is...... Ivory? *looks over to Patterson and Brisco*
*Ivory ignores Vince and screams* I WILL GET THIS GIRL BAND CENSORED!!!!! *sits next to Molly*
Vince:.....Thank you Ivory. The next lady to join us will be the Kat.
*Kat flashes Vince and Lou then sits next to Ivory, who looks completely disgusted by Kat*
Ivory: This is unacceptable first you have that Playboy model Chyna, and now...this....this...filth.
*Lou ignores Ivory and continues* Now we have the lovely Lita.
*Lita gets up, shakes Vince and Lou's hands and sits beside Ivory*
Ivory: Lita, have you no shame? PULL UP THOSE PANTS RIGHT NOW!!
*Vince decides to ignore Ivory for the moment and continues* Next we have Tori.
Tori: Thank you so much Mr. McMahon, and Mr. Pearlmen, you have no idea how much this means to me. *sits beside Lita.*
Lou: Your welcome Tori, last but certainly not least is the beautiful Terri.
*Terri jumps up and down, almost flashing everyone because of her skimpy shirt.*
Vince: Now we will introduce you to the assistants. Patterson and Brisco
*Patterson and Brisco slowly make their way to where Vince and Lou are, fighting the whole way.*
Lou: Our next assistant, who will help me decide who stays and who goes is Shane MaMahon.
Vince: Not him, he stole WCW from me!!
Shane: Dad get over that already.
Vince: Yeah well just remember who made it possible for you to be in this world, lastly we have the King helping us.
People Behind WWF Popstars:
Vince McMahon
Lou Pearlmen
People helping the people who are behind WWF Popstars:
Pat Patterson
Gerald Brisco
Shane McMahon
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Contestants:
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
Trish Stratus
Jacqueline
Chyna
Molly Holly
Ivory
Kat
Lita
Tori
Terri
Author's Note: Well I hope you like it so far. I'm off to work on my some of my other stuff ^_^ This is Silver§Dragoness saying goodbye for now. Peace, Love, and Candy.
Chapter 1:
*Female wrestlers sit in a room where they wait for Vince McMahon and Lou Pearlmen to tell them which ones where going to be part of a girl band.*
Lou Pearlmen: Hello, I'm Lou Pearlmen, the mastermind behind the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, and O-Town.
Vince McMahon: You're the one responsible for those horrors? Anyway, you all know me as the owner of the World Wrestling Federation, now let's get on with the lovely ladies who could be part of the band. The first lady to come up will be my gorgeous daughter, Stephanie McMahon Hemlsey.
*Stephanie hugs her father and Lou, and sits in the first seat*
Lou: Next is, the lovely Trish Stratus.
*Trish acts surprised, and kisses Vince's cheek.*
Vince: Now is Jacqueline.
*Jacqueline shakes Vince's hand and sits beside Trish.*
Lou: Next is Chyna.
*Chyna chakes Vince's hand and sits beside Jacqueline.*
Vince: Now is Molly Holly
*Molly jumps up and down a few times before speaking* Golly gee Mr. McMahon, I think me and the other girls will be the best of friends. *sits beside Chyna*
Lou: I bet you will, Molly. Next is...... Ivory? *looks over to Patterson and Brisco*
*Ivory ignores Vince and screams* I WILL GET THIS GIRL BAND CENSORED!!!!! *sits next to Molly*
Vince:.....Thank you Ivory. The next lady to join us will be the Kat.
*Kat flashes Vince and Lou then sits next to Ivory, who looks completely disgusted by Kat*
Ivory: This is unacceptable first you have that Playboy model Chyna, and now...this....this...filth.
*Lou ignores Ivory and continues* Now we have the lovely Lita.
*Lita gets up, shakes Vince and Lou's hands and sits beside Ivory*
Ivory: Lita, have you no shame? PULL UP THOSE PANTS RIGHT NOW!!
*Vince decides to ignore Ivory for the moment and continues* Next we have Tori.
Tori: Thank you so much Mr. McMahon, and Mr. Pearlmen, you have no idea how much this means to me. *sits beside Lita.*
Lou: Your welcome Tori, last but certainly not least is the beautiful Terri.
*Terri jumps up and down, almost flashing everyone because of her skimpy shirt.*
Vince: Now we will introduce you to the assistants. Patterson and Brisco
*Patterson and Brisco slowly make their way to where Vince and Lou are, fighting the whole way.*
Lou: Our next assistant, who will help me decide who stays and who goes is Shane MaMahon.
Vince: Not him, he stole WCW from me!!
Shane: Dad get over that already.
Vince: Yeah well just remember who made it possible for you to be in this world, lastly we have the King helping us.
People Behind WWF Popstars:
Vince McMahon
Lou Pearlmen
People helping the people who are behind WWF Popstars:
Pat Patterson
Gerald Brisco
Shane McMahon
Jerry "The King" Lawler
Contestants:
Stephanie McMahon-Helmsley
Trish Stratus
Jacqueline
Chyna
Molly Holly
Ivory
Kat
Lita
Tori
Terri
Author's Note: Well I hope you like it so far. I'm off to work on my some of my other stuff ^_^ This is Silver§Dragoness saying goodbye for now. Peace, Love, and Candy.