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Thinking back on the best pranks I've done one comes to mind. The biggest one was back when Kitten and Bam were first together and it was the last big party Bam ever threw. Everything was set to go balloons, cake, fireworks, music, booze, everything and a stripper which was only one "allowed" to be there, Kitten but that was more a surprise for Bam anyways.
Music played, booze was spilled across the dance floor from all the drunken dancing and laughing that went on. By the end of the night when alcohol was running low and the cake came rolling out from the backroom. I grabbed the mic and and swung on it leaning forward on the stage and shouted like one of those old timey wrestling announcers. "EVERRRYBODYY READYYY? IT'S TIME FOR THAT BIRTHDAY SONG SHIT! HAPPY BIRTHDAY…..BAM!..I FORGOT THE REST OF THE WORDS…" Laughing as I climbed off the stage and met up with Kitten in the bathroom while she was putting on make-up. "YO sister from another mister are ya ready yet or should we wait for next year?" Kitten rolled her eyes as she colored the liner on her eye "Shut up Steve-O I'm working on it, you can't rush perfection" I shook my head and laughed before walking back out to prepare for the show.
I checked on the ropes and strung up balloons before clapping both hands on Bam's shoulders and guiding him to a chair. "We've got one more surprise for you birthday bitch" laughs and drags the chair out to the middle of the room and cuts all the lights but the spotlight and played the music Kitten requested. Not really listening I shouted out the song in my head "Lose yourself in the music, the moment you own it never let it go…" I nodded my head to the beat in my head, blocking out the song Kitten was lap dancing to for Bam. Once I was up on the platform above them I pulled my knife out and started cutting away at the rope holding back the balloons. "..This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.."I had to time it just right when the cue hit and Kitten maneuvered herself perfectly over Bam, I cut the last string and watched the balloons fall and rain over Bam and Kitten and pushed the button for the whipped cream cannons to shoot. I leaned over the railing and shouted, "Careful there's snakes in them there balloons!" Hearing a pop from Kitten's heel pinching one of the balloons followed by her scream. I laughed as I watched Kitten pop another and another before jumping into Bam's lap. The sudden jump from Kitten and the small freak out from Bam lead to the chair tipping over and popping more of the balloons as the room was filled with screams and pops. I couldn't tell who screamed louder Bam or Kitten but was funny as hell to watch them scramble out the door. I laughed so hard I almost flipped over the railing. All I heard from Bam was "FUCK YOU STEVE-O!" before only the hissing soundtrack played on the stereo. Cutting the lights back on I kicked a couple of the rubber snakes around and cut off the soundtrack. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAM!"
After that last birthday party and Bam's panic attack and the various slaps to my face from Kitten, Bam decided to only have small parties or no parties or made sure I was well beyond wasted before he was.