Disclaimer: None of Glee belongs to me; I've just got a lot of imagination and free time (and ADD).
AN: None of this is Betaed; I'm the only one who's edited it so sorry for any mistakes.
Puck's Little Sister Disasters
A series of unrelated one-shots about people from Glee meeting Puck's little sister and having to re-think what they know about the jock. Puck's sister will be consistently named Sarah but other than that timelines, ages, and back-stories change for each story.
Story 1: At the Movies
"Hey, what about Puck?" It was Friday afternoon and the Gleeks were discussing their weekend plans. Most of the boys, Sam, Artie, and Mike, were planning on a video gaming get together Saturday and since Finn had to work Artie suggested asking Puck to join them.
"He's busy. He said he's spending the day treating his main girl," Finn stated, causing all the boys and the listening girls to all turn their attention to the boy. Puck, sitting off to the side with his ear buds in listening to his MP3 player, didn't notice the stares at first. When he did he yanked his ear buds out by the cord and paused the song playing with his other hand.
"What?"
"You told Finn you're spending Saturday with your 'main girl,'" Mercedes explained.
"Uh, yeah, so?" Only the most observant of people would have noticed his carefully hidden embarrassment.
"Well, you're not with anyone, at least not any one girl. So, who would you spend your whole Saturday with?" She pressed.
"You don't know her." Now his discomfort was growing evident as he shifted in his seat, preparing to bolt.
"You know, dating someone from another club has proven very detrimental to our-"
"Whoa, chill Berry. I'm not dating someone in another Glee club." Puck held up his hand like he was fending her off as he started inching for the door.
"So does this girl go to our school then?" Rachel asked.
"No, she doesn't, she's not in any sort of Glee club, and you need to let it go. I've got plans, okay. Plans that have nothing to do with any of you! Geez, it's my Saturday," he ranted as he backed quickly out of the room.
"He's definitely hiding something, we should probably follow him and make sure he doesn't get in trouble, for the sake of the team," Rachel declared. Everyone rolled their eyes or ignored her, while Santana insulted her intelligence.
"Well, 'Cedes and I have a movie marathon to start before our sleepover and subsequent mall trip tomorrow so we'll leave you to your last minute planning," Kurt called as he dragged Mercedes out to his car, forgetting to wait for Finn to catch-up in his excitement.
"Okay, did you want to go to the movie first while we're near the theatre and continue hitting the stores on the other side of the mall after or save the movie for later?" Kurt asked Mercedes as they strode away from the food court towards the movie theatre. After an hour and a half drive to one of the further malls, the long ride was worth the wide variety of stores the mall held, the two best friends spent the morning working their way across the mall only stopping at the food court for lunch.
"Let's go with the movie, I'd like to take a break to digest before trying anything on."
"Excellent idea." The two stepped into the entryway to the theatre and got in line.
"Puck?" Mercedes noticed who they were in line behind.
"Shit," the jock flinched at the sound of his name and slowly turned to face them. "I didn't know you two were going to this mall."
"Does that mean you purposefully took your date to a mall over an hour away just to avoid running into your schoolmates?" Kurt sounded both amused and insulting at the same time.
"No, well, yes." Glancing around like he was searching for someone he clarified. "It's not a date but we chose this mall 'cause I didn't think anyone who'd recognize me would be here."
"Excuse me, you're next," the bored teen at the register called to Puck. Turning bright red Puck shuffled forward and mumbled something no one could hear.
"What?"
"Uh, I need two tickets to the fairy show." Puck said a little louder. Mercedes and Kurt shared a look of wary shock. Was Puck talking about a movie he felt was 'gay' and calling it the fairy show or was he asking for tickets to that girly movie about a fairy, the kind with wings, which opened the day before?
"Two for which show?" The teen wasn't really paying attention and Puck was trying not to be overheard.
"Um," sighing Puck seemed to give up on keeping his Glee club mates from finding out what show he was going to. "Two tickets to that show about that fairy and her friends that just came out. The one with all the glittery fairies on the posters."
"Seriously?" Instead of ringing up the tickets Puck asked for the young man stared at him just like the two Gleeks in line behind him were.
"Yeah. Seriously, that's the show requested by the lady in charge and it starts in less than ten minutes and we still have to buy our snacks so can you hand over the damn tickets?" His embarrassed blush was fading as he fell back into the role of intimidating someone.
"Noah, now you've got to put a dollar in the curse jar when we get home," complained a short brunet girl in an adorable pink dress as she skipped over from the direction of the toilets. She bore a slight resemblance to Puck, they shared skin tone and those hazel eyes, but it was hard to imagine the small, delicate looking, girl was really related to Puck but that's what she seemed to imply.
"Why? I only cursed once," he complained as he paid the ticket seller and ushered her off to the side so Kurt and Mercedes could buy their own tickets.
"But you've probably cursed more when I wasn't here so I'm letting you go with a double payment and a warning this time," she calmly smiled up at the frowning jock.
"Whatever you say miss smarty-skirt." Turning to his classmates who were still watching Puck interact with the little girl he gave them a short explanation. "Kurt, Mercedes, this little lady is my sister Sarah, she turned thirteen yesterday so I'm taking her to a movie and stuff."
"He's letting me get my ears pierced and I can pick out two extra pairs of earrings, after we get my new clothes, so I can make sure they match. He's been saving up because now that I'm a teenager I'm old enough to wear all the nice girly clothes I want as long as Noah gets to threaten anybody who looks at me wrong. Or you know, right, since he's going to threaten boys who want to date me too." The diva duo gave a double take at the wicked smirk covering the youngest Puckerman's face; it was almost the same one Puck often wore.
"Your brother, Noah Puckerman, is buying you girly clothes, taking you to a fairy movie and getting your ears pierced?"
"Of course, that's what he's for, and driving me places."
"Owch, just crush my rep kiddo," Puck muttered as he lead the way over to the snack bar. "Alright, you want a Cherry Coke and Junior Mints with your popcorn right?" Puck asked his sister as he grabbed the items he mentioned and a water bottle.
"Yeah, like always." She rolled her eyes and took her drink as she turned to Kurt who she'd clearly decided would make a good friend. "He checks every time, like I wouldn't tell him if I wanted something different."
"Well, that's considerate of him, it shows he cares about you," Kurt responded, still a bit dazed at the idea of Puck shopping for girly things with his little sister.
"I guess, but sometimes I think he cares too much. Like last month I wanted to go to a PG-13 movie with my friends and Ma wouldn't care even if it was R but Noah went to see it before he let me just to make sure it was okay. I was going to be thirteen in a month but he went to check it anyways, and it wasn't even a movie he'd like, it was about a girl who-"
"Okay! Stop! I'll get you three sets of earrings if you don't share anymore of that story." Puck finished paying and turned his attention back to their conversation just in time to hear his sister about to spill the chick flick he'd checked out for her and her friends.
"He went in secret after football practice. Noah's like the perfectly trained older brother. He waited in line with me when each of the Twilight movies came out, of course we saw them together," she happily switched topics, sort of. "I couldn't get him to dress up as a vampire 'cause he bit himself with the fangs the first time I gave them to him, but I think he makes a better werewolf anyway. He growls really well."
"Sarah, we're going to find some seats now. Say goodbye before I have to switch schools." Puck started moving his sister away to their theatre. The last thing the stunned duo heard was Sarah berating Puck.
"It's like you don't want people to know you love me. Noah, there's nothing wrong with hanging out at the mall with your younger sister." Puck just groaned as he held the door for his sister.
AN: So I joined the Peace Corps like back in 2010 and have had very spotty Internet since then, I never seem to have a flash drive with my stories (mostly GWA which is actually done) on it when I visit a town or city with Internet, so I'm just posting as I can. Also because of this I've only seen the first half of the second year of Glee, anything that happens after that may or may not be included in any of my fics because I may have started writing it before an episode came out or before I heard of it.