Hmfan24- Told you I would give all you lovely reviewers a present. Well, this took some research and I hope you enjoy it! I'll post it later on this week. This takes place… uh I don't know where. I guess after the next chapter.
Oh yeah, warning, some of the pick-up lines can get a little… well… you'll see.
Pick Up Lines
Sasuke and Naruto were studying their books from Kakashi. One that seemed to spark interest was 'Pick-Up Lines, and How to Use Them'
"Oi, Sasuke, this is the best book EVER. Look it even tells you the pick-up lines to use if you plan on knocking the girl up." Naruto started flipping through the book.
"…" Sasuke didn't show it, but he was intensely interested in the book. He peeked over Naruto's shoulder to see what he was reading exactly.
The page seemed to be on, 'I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.' My Lord, this book was sick. Sick enough for Sasuke, though. He snatched the book from Naruto's hands.
"Oh my gosh, Sasuke, I have an idea!" Naruto jumped up and down.
"What?" Sasuke looked up from the perverse book.
"Ok, first, we visit Hinata. Then, we pick her up with pick-up lines!" Naruto stood like his plan was genius.
Sasuke scoffed, "Dobe, who said we?"
Naruto continued, "In or out?" he held out a hand.
Sasuke just accepted his plan and shook Naruto's hand.
The two boys conducted a checklist…
Flowers
Dressy Clothes
Cologne
Book
Headset of Walkie-Talkies
Book
Pick-Up props
Book
Did I mention book?
It was all set. Naruto had the book, Sasuke had the book, and the Moon had the beautiful glow. Perfect night to for Sasuke's pick-up.
No doubt, the young man was nervous. As he stood at his 'tsuma's' front door, he couldn't help but sweat and blush.
His blush could be seen all over his face.
His comrade, Naruto, gave him some words of encouragement, "Lighten up, Sasuke, this'll all be over in a few –…"
"Shut the fuck up! I'm all right. Let's just get this over with so I can get back to training." His outburst startled the young Hyuuga heiress inside as she rushed out side only to have flowers in her face.
She looked up at the young man before her and scoffed, "Sigh, why are you here, Sasuke? Don't make me call the ANBU on you again."
"She answered the door? Ok, say, 'Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?" Naruto whispered on the other line.
"F-Fuck me if I a-am w-w-wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?" Sasuke stuttered out.
Naruto was busting a gut on the other line. He was sure not to let Sasuke hear.
"My Lord, Sasuke, please leave me alone." Hinata sighed.
"Let's not mess with nature. We are here to make babies. So, let's get to it." Sasuke repeated and heard through the headset. His blush spread all around his body.
Hinata started to twitch. "…"
"Are you a virgin?" Sasuke asked.
By this time Naruto couldn't contain himself.
"Yes…" Hinata was blushing beyond belief. She really wanted to shut the door, yet she was amused by what Sasuke had to say.
"Prove it!"
She shut the door in his face.
"You like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime." Sasuke waved.
Naruto's laugh exploded through the microphone. Sasuke twitched, "Dobe, stop laughing and HELP ME!!!"
"Okay, okay, knock on her door again. We're breaking out the cheese." Naruto snickered.
"I've already called Neji, Sasuke."
"If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away." Sasuke blushed once more.
"…" Hinata looked down and blushed.
"Is it working?" Naruto asked.
"Yes!" Sasuke whispered back. "Hey, is it just me, or are we destined to be married?"
"…" Hinata's eyes widened in shock, 'That sure was sweet of him…'
Sasuke got a burst of confidence as he waited for the next line, "I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me."
"Can you feel it?" Sasuke stepped closer to Hinata, "There is some kinda sexual attraction. Can you feel it, too?" He got closer to her and began to stare at her lips.
She barely heard what he was saying. She was sent into a trance after him commenting on her beauty.
She shook her head and shut the door after saying, "I'm not that stupid, Uchiha!"
"She left… I was soooo close! One more time and I bet I could get her." Sasuke begged Naruto on the other line.
Naruto smirked and saw this as a time to strike, "Ok, how about flattery!"
Sasuke opened the door once more not at all knowing he was being watched, "I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains – …"
Neji punched poor Sasuke to the floor.
I had fun with that story! Ha, I might not post it within my His Way story. It would be hard to incorporate that.
Thank you all so much for reviewing my story!