For those of you who've never heard of the game, Tails Skypatrol was a really short Sonic game released for (I think, correct me if I'm wrong) the Game Gear in Japan only. I've never played it; I just happen to have watched an LP of it and thought of this parody. This is shorter than my stories usually are chapter-wise- please don't complain!
I'm sorry if I misspelled/messed up any of the character's names. I'm doing my best, but spelling phonetically does have its flaws. Also, I won't be doing a spoof of the tutorial, though it is mentioned as one of the 5 stages.
Enjoy!
Chapter 1: The Story Begins...
"I can turn animals into crystals!" Wendy Witchcart proclaimed, "I think I'll rule the world!"
"How cliché!" Falkawolf the Wolf commented.
"So uncreative!" Bearinger the Bear rolled his eyes.
"You could've done a million other things with your ability! You would've gotten farther helping Ribbon and Kirby!" Carrotea the Rabbit jeered.
"Hey! It's a good idea! It's not cliché or unoriginal!" Wendy turned to Carrotea, "And by the way, wise guy, Kirby 64 hasn't even been MADE yet! Shut up!" Wendy went on the yell, "You all had BETTER help me or else this won't be much of a game!"
"You do realize that there are only 5 levels in the entire game?" Falkawolf informed rudely.
"AUUUUGGHHHH!"
Meanwhile...
"ZOMG! BAD GUYS!" Tails exclaimed as he looked to the sky, witnessing Wendy and her minion's flying around pointlessly. He knew what he had to do, and took to the sky... for... some... reason... with his ring to use as a weapon.
A few minutes later Tails was ready to fall from tiredness.
"Argh! I knew I should've walked!" Tails lamented angrily, "And if I crash from this altitude, I'll be dead for sure! WHERE IS ENERGY WHEN I NEED IT!" Then he noticed a single mint candy lying in front of him, "Ooh! Candy!" He swallowed it, and felt more energized. With a newly instilled excitement, Tails shouted, "Another reason to like mint candy!"
Explanations
Candy- In the game, your flight meter is basically your health bar. It slowly goes down as you fly (which is basically the only thing you can do). If it runs out, you fall and die. Candy refills your flight meter by giving Tails more energy... Hmm...