Demon Potion

I had a really hard time coming up with a beggining. So I looked at some scrapped fanfiction I never posted and used that begining. I altered the story line just a bit. I never finished the old story so it'll be quite interesting where this fic will land. (Like playing a wild card in Uno)

Disclaimer: If I owned Kirby Meta Knight would show his wings in the anime.

Once apon a time there was a pale gold alien girl. She was skipping through a field of wonderful flowers.

Wait! That isn't right! -shifts though papers - Ah-ha! I found them! This is the real story.

There were no once apon a times in this joint. But a young pale gold alien girl was here. Now you may be wondering.

Aw geez. Whaz a pale ali'n grrl?

Well I don't know. She's an unknown species of... alien that was never given a real name.

The pale gold alien girl in a pink and green body suit, was walking to Whispy. Today was the annual Honey Festival! It was celebrated years ago and every hundred years Whispy sends an animal messenger to town to invite everyone to the celebrate the fact that bees help reproduce plants. In other words, bees help plants have sex. Who knew?

"Uh. Whispy?" A girl named Fumu asked.

The great tree yawned as he woke from his drifty slumber. "Oh hello Fumu. What brings you here?"

"I was wondering about the Honey Festival. Won't the large quanities of honey attract large animals like bears?"

A tree root patted her on the head. "You worry to much young child. All the animals are peaceful in this forest. There are no evil bears here." He chuckled.

At the Honey Festival

Fumu P.O.V

The festival was great. Except for the retarded bee costumes we had to wear. I secretly put it behind a thorn bush, where hopefully no one will find it, but I did wear the headband.

"Hey sis!" My brother ran towards me. "You've got to try these honey covered apple! There surprisingly good." He shoved the sticky fruit in my face.

"Um." I grabbed the highly enriched fructose covered in pollon solified into a syrupie concoction...

What? I read alot of books.

The yummy concoction reached my lips, but before I could take a bite, a bear entered the facinity! He was twelve feet tall, he had glowing red eyes that scanned the entire area, his fur was the color of dark grey ash, he had black running down his eyes like ruined makeup.

Everyone was all like. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK A BEAR!!!" Hana. "HELP! HE'LL EAT ALL MY HONEY!!!" Kawasaki. And I also heard. "My dear honey Hana! Are you okay my sweet?" --- That was a joke.

Everyone stamped like cattle out of the forest. I stood there. Staring at the giant devel. It took a massive step as it began to advance towards me. I couldn't move. It was like I was under some sort of trance. His bloody eyes. They were scanning my mind. This creature wanted me, but for what? I felt over powered by an invisable force and I fell on my tail bone, gasping.

"POYO!" Kirby jumped infront of me. He looked prepared for battle.

I visably shook. For some strange reason, I wanted to yell stop. I wanted to stare at his eyes longer.

A minute later, I saw Meta Knight and his followers; Sword and Blade.

"Sword-o. Blade-o. Aim for his eyes for there lies his power. He'll be weakend without his eyes."

They were planning on ripping his eyes out!! But I loved looking into them! "Your going to cut his eyes out!?" I yelled at him.

He almost seemed surprised by my behavior... did I miss something? Was I supposed to hate that bear?... Okay maybe I am.

A blade of grass swished and they attacked.

Meta, Sword and Blade swiftly began chopping at his legs and arms. Black blood started to squart out of him like a sprinkler. A black claw collided with Galaxia and it fell off. Kirby sucked it up, becoming cutter Kirby.

"He's now-"

"WE KNOW WHAT HE IS ALREADY!!" Everyone yelled at the blue knight. He sweat dropped.

The bear sniffed the air and saw all the honey. He kind of went fetchy dog mode as he cleaned a snack stand of marshmellows dipped in honey in less than a minute.

"Ah man. I actually wanted to try those!" I whined. Kirby shared my sympathy as he slumped.

I thought he had super speed for a moment since was eating all the honey.

"Doesn't he know that'll go to his thighs? He's never gonna get rid of that fat."

Meta Knight rolled his eyes from my dieting moment. He charged at the bear wih a sudden burst of energy. "HEYA!" He stabbed the bears shoulder. What ever happened to 'stab the bears eyes'?

"GRAAAAAWR!!!" The bear screamed. It was almost as if he was saying,"Fuck off! That was my good shoulder!"

I laughed at my own thought. Why don't people know i'm this funny?

I shrugged as they looked at me like a phyco. I continued laughing. 'If only they knew.' I thought.

They shouldn't have looked away 'cause Meta just got kicked into the next century, literally. He got knocked out on a tree.

Sword looked almost panicked. "Well that can't be good."

"Were screwed." Blade said platonicly. As he swiftly turned, the hair that flowed from his helmet swished dramaticly like a girl. With all that hair you could think he was a girl.

'Hahahahahahaha! He could be a girl.' I thought and imagened him in a dress and preppy girl voice.

Fumu's Imagination Moment.

Blade: "Like, did you like, see this purse I got? It's like sooooooo cute!!! Oh my gawd, I need a manaquire, my nails are like eww!!' He/she does hair flippy thing.

Fumu's Imagination Moment Over.

"- are you even listening to me?" Blade asked me.

My checks were so red from trying not to laugh.

"Fumu?" He asked. "Your not acting like yourself." He poked my forhead and I fell backwards laughing.

Oddly, the bear stopped snacking. Sword and Blade stopped stratigizing and Meta Knight woke up. They all stared at me with weird glances. It was a little uncomfortable, but I knew one word that could get me out of this.

"What?"

Everyone turned back to what they were doing. Where was Kirby, you might ask? Snacking with the bear of coarse!

Meta tapped my shoulder. "Why haven't you gotton out of here?"

I found myself with an attitude. "You can't even handle this bear, and your telling ME to run?" I saw beary throw a snack stand our way. "You might want to keep your mind on the bear."

"Why?"

The stand rammed him full force, oddly it completly missed me.

"That's why."

His loyal subjects glared at me for not warning him about that. They attacked again. Blade aimed for the feet again. The bear kicked Preppy Kni- I mean Blade Knight and he crashed into a giant rock and broke it.

The bear growled. Saliva running down his chin. He must still be hungry. But he ate all the honey in the festival. Wait! Burp! Never mind, that was Kawasaki's fried chicked covered in honey sauce. (I think the honey sauce exists.) Hold on! My honey apple!

Beary was trashing eveything. "GRAAAARRWARG!!!" He roared. Drool was splattering here and there.

"Hey Smoky! Looking for this?" I waved the apple. Then ran into the forest. He followed me.

"GRARW!!!"

"Can't catch me!" I teased. This was pretty fun. I never felt more alive. The exileration. Uh-oh! I just had to run into a cliff. He was drooling as stared at me... or the apple. Whatever. An idea caught in my head. "Here boy." I waved the apple.

He started acting like a dog. "Fetch jackass!" I threw it over the cliff. Being an idiot, he jumped. He grabbed it and started licking the honey and crushed the fruit.

I snickered as he fell to his doom. I never knew I had such a dark side.

"You could have died." I almost gulped in fear at the voice. Almost.

"Hey Mety." I turned and saw he had his arms crossed , tapping his foot, with his angry red eyes. "Is this how you thank someone for getting rid if a threat?"

"We could of handled it."

"Lies. You were nocked around like a soccor ball. Sword and Blade failed miserably. Kirby was eating with the bear. Would you like me to go on?" My face was close to his.

His eyes cooled from red to a tangy pink-orange. Was he cooling down? "Seems your correct." He mumbled. He backed away from me a bit, almost looking down.

"See ya Mety." I walked passed him. Something about him felt.. odd. Plus a little warm? He's been in that cape to long.

Deeper in the woods

The chase scene played in my head over and over again. That was the most fun I ever had. Then I tripped. "Bloody hell!" I exclaimed. I found I tripped over a certain hamster. "Sorry Rick." I said. He was picking up apples. The next thing I saw frightend me. Rick turned and on his back was a huge, bloody gash. "RICK! What happened to your shoulder!??"

He looked behind him cassually. "Oh this thing? Nothing that won't heal Arai-chan." He assured me in that cute voice of his. Then he fell over on all fours gasping in pain. "... I g- guess... that ... bastard struke me harder... than I th... ought." He smiled at me.

I couldn't help but admire his strength. Here he lives in the wilderness wile live a pampered sheltered life. "Like a princess." I growled the words. I grabbed his paw. "Come on."

"H-hey. Where're we going?" He dropped his apples.

"To see doctor Yabui."

"I don't think he take care of animals, chijin."

"So? He sees King Dedede and Escargoon all the time."

(Authorette: Don't cha love my logic?)

"Yeah but i'm from the forest."

I stopped to think. He was right. So I trudged him along a different direction. "Then i'll fix that wound myself."

"... !... The castle!? But the guards would skin me!"

"Relax. I know how to sneak passed security."

After a minute of going under the mote, entering a secret passageway under the mote, pushing a tile from in the kitchen and winging it by running like mad to my apartment. Luckly my parents were asleep.

"Sit on the coach. You can watch T.V if you want. I'll get the first aid kit." I went to the cabinet and took out a medical kit and some asperin. "Take this asperin. It should numb the pain." After he downed some I bandaged his tummy like a mummy.

"Thanks Arai-chan. I feel so much better." His back nuzzled the coach, getting comfy.

"Rick. Who attacked you?" I asked. I sat next him.

His expression looked troubled. "Some bloody bear. Came out of nowhere and ripped my back apart. I couldn't do a thing." He shivered.

"I'll get you something to eat." I was hoping food would distract his mind. I looked in the cabinets. That's right. Kirby came over for dinner last night.

Kirby + Dinner = No food.

"Rick. I'll be back." I snuck my way to the royal kitchen.

Hopefully I wouldn't get caught. Any one spotted in this reserved part of the castle will be punished. Severly.

"Ah-ha!" I found the fridge. I touched it and I was electricuted. It nocked me into an opened crate of random fruit. I popped my head out. My head was covered in splattered fruit juice.

"Escargon! Get me a smoothie! ON THE DOUBLE!!!"

I heard the door open.

'Shit shit shit!!!' I screamed in my head.

Escargon slithered his way my way, which was behind the fruit crate. He stopped to scream bloody mary. "WHAT HAPPENED!? I better get the Waddle Dees to clean this up."

As he slithered around the crate, I grabbed a watermelen and slowly clossed in on him. Just as he slithered to a stop, the floor gave away to my weight and creaked!

He turned quickly. "YOU!"

I smashed the melen against his head. His er... skull crushed through the fruit shell and stuck there.

"AAAAAHH! GUARDS! THERES AN INTRUDER!" He called, still pushing the watermelen out of his head.

'Uh-oh. I better scram.' I grab my prize. A can of soup. I ran to my apartment before I was caught.

"What happened Arai-chan?" Rick asked me as I cooked the soup.

"Nothing." I grabbed a towel and rubbed the fruit juice off of my hair and body.

I heard the door open. Bun was walking in with his casual grin. "Hey sis. Hey Rick." He walked past him then turned dramaticly. "RICK!?"

"Relax. He had a nasty cut on his back so I fixed him up. Here's the soup."

"Looks great." He wolfed it down.

Bun tapped my shoulder. "Fumu. You don't really look like yourself."

Blade said the same thing. "I'm fine." I responded a little aggrivated.

"But you didn't run away. I saw you stare at the bear. Sword and Blade told me you were acting really weird."

I looked away slightly. "what else did they tell you?"

"What else matters?" He yawned and went to bed early.

I looked outside the window. It was sunset. I yawned as well. I think i'll go to bed to.

Did ya'll like? I sure hope so! Fumu changed didn't she? Let me in ya'll on a hint.

Something about the bear made her switch personality.

Arai means wild. She likes nature so why not call her that? Theres a reason why I made him call her that. It's part of the plot.

Please review. I need to know what you all think.