I think things like this are easier to write in script format. I don't think this will be the last :D
Marik: Are we seriously out of fucking ideas? (AN:/ correction, the 'EFF' sound is from Perfect Hair Forever. Carl may have said F at some point though...)
Bakura: Well, we could always just stab him in the face…
Marik: How many times have I told you: 4Kids would sensor the friggin hell out of that!
Bakura: Fine. You know, my hikari was telling me about this thing called the… internet. Its massive power could hold the secret to us defeating Yugi Mutou.
Marik: Hmmm… very evil idea, Binky Boy. I too have heard of the internet. We shall harness its evil power to defeat the Pharaoh.
Bakura: We could start by searching him… how do you do that?
Marik: Lets try Google, the number one search engine in all the universe (AN:/ no, they didn't pay me to say it)! Um… how do you spell his name?
Bakura: Really, Marik? Are you seriously asking me that bloody question?
Marik: Ah, um, well… Google will know what I mean.
Types in horrible misspelling of Yugi's name
Google: Did you mean Yugi Mutou?
Marik: Why yes, Google, I did. Lets see… SWEET MAMA JAMA! What the hell is the Pharaoh doing to him?
Bakura: I guess he really is his "bum chum" then.
Marik: Wow… it's really graphic. I can see the-
Bakura: Please don't describe it, Marik. I can see it too.
Marik: What is this called?
Bakura: You of all people should know what yaoi is.
Marik: I knew that! I mean- crap in a bucket! There it is!
Bakura:… puzzleshipping. What the bloody hell does that mean?
Marik: We could search that too.
Bakura: I don't want to see more, Marik!
Marik: Fine then, Fluffy. Hmm…
Scrolls down
Google: Related searches: tendershipping, thiefshipping, bronzeshipping, blindshipping
Bakura: What are these? Click that one.
Wiki Link: Tendershipping is the couple Ryou Bakura and Yami Bakura. It is so named because in order for their relationship to…
Marik: You and Ryou are a couple?
Bakura: No, you wanker! The internet is obviously lying.
Marik: The internet never lies, Binky Boy. Bakura and Ryou, sitting in a tree! K-i-s-s-i-n-g!
Bakura: You really want me to kill you, don't you?
Marik: Whatever, Fluffy. What is bronzeshipping…? Friggin hell! Melvin is violating me!
Bakura: Oh my God, Marik! Did that really happen? It looks really painful!
Marik: I don't know, but I think I want it to!
Bakura: The internet is corrupting your already overly-corrupted mind! Quick, click something else!
Google: Are you guys sure you want to see this?
Marik: Hmmm… Google's never asked me this before. I'm pretty sure I do, thank you.
Bakura: Fuck.
Marik: Wow.
Bakura:… is that us?
Marik:… I think so.
Bakura:…
Marik: I think we should look for evil plans somewhere else.
Ryou: I say, can I be in this fanfic?
Is run over by a truck.
Ryou: Oh bollocks!
That is the stupidest thing I've ever written in my life. I hope you enjoyed it!
If you want, it can end with Bakura and Marik doing… whatever they saw on the computer :D