Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
This is an AU crack fic. You will tell because of many things
Konaha Elementary
"Welcome our new student teachers, Haruno Sakura, and Uchiha Sasuke. Now be the little angels I know you are" Ms. Kakashi Hatake said. A little boy with his thumb in his mouth and blonde hair so spiky it could poke an eye out
"Hi" he said to Sakura, taking his thumb out of his mouth "I'm Uzumaki Naruto, back off teme, she's mine"
"Uh, that's sweet…" Sakura replied, Sasuke was still in shock about a 5 year old calling him a bastard. A little boy with long black hair tugged on Ms. Hatake's sleeve.
"Ms. Hatake, Naruto said a bad word"
"Yes he did, now let me get back to reading make out paradise"
"Wow, you useless" a little girl with black hair in buns came up
"You can totally tell they like each other" she said
"Well, we have that closet that locks from the outside" the boy said
"Neji, you're a genius!"
"I know."
"Don't push it"
"Sorry Tenten"
"Let me take care of this" Tenten walked up to Sakura "Oneechan, will you help me, I lost my dolly"
"Sure little girl" Tenten led her over to the open closet
"You hate Uchihasan, right. How would you like to push him into the locking closet"
The plan continues soon….
Happy Birthday Sasuke