Ill just take on peoples examples and say I don't own anything OK?

It was 12 am and the cullens were lazing around in the living room, chatting quietly amongst themselves

when Emmett jumped up suddenly, groaning.

"I AM SO BORED!" he yelled

"Then entertain yourself!" Edward replied icily, turning back to look into Bella's fading red eyes.

"BUT I CANT!" he moaned, Rosalie opened her mouth in offence, Alice rolled her eyes at her reaction and jumped up from Jaspers lap.

"Truth or dare?" she chimed suddenly.

A big grin spread across Emmett's face

"Dare!" he challenged. Jasper could feel the emotions radiating from the others, surprise, excitement, slight annoyance.

Alice smiled mischievously.

"I dare you to…Visit Charlie and tell him that you have replaced Edward and Bella is now yours"

"Whoa!" Jasper exclaimed as he felt the sudden fury from Edward, he put his hand on his shoulder and soothed him down…slightly.

Emmett grinned wider and looked at Bella, who was glaring at Alice.

"Lets do it!" Emmett said, and he shot out the door , quickly followed by Alice, Jasper and Bella.

Edward sat for a while, annoyed.

Im going to kill Alice thought Rose, Edward nodded and smirked, then disappeared out the door. To be closely stalked by Rosalie.

Once at Bella's old house Emmett got into Charlies cruiser and put the sirens on, waking him up. Bella could hear his agitated groan in the house. They all could.

The Cullens except Emmett and Bella all fled, hiding in the near by forest and peeking out through the soft leaves. Emmett wrapped his arm around Bella's waist, smirking at the snarl he heard from Edward.

The door to the house opened slowly.

"Bella? Emmett? What are you doing here?" Charlie asked

"WE have an announcement" said Emmett

Charlie raised one eyebrow and gestured that they continue.

"WE CAUGHT EDWARD, JASPER AND ROSE HAVING A THREESOME AND NOW BELLA AND I ARE TOGETHER!" Emmett blurted out.

Back in the bushes Edward was about to rip Emmett's head off when a restraining hand fell on his shoulder.

"Trust me I feel as angry as you do and…oh who am I kidding? He took it too far! Kick his ass!" He laughed.

Edward rolled his eyes and kept watching outside, He couldn't ruin the look on Charlies face, it was priceless.

"YOU CAUGHT THEM WHAT? WHEN? HOW!?" Charlie screeched, ripping at his hair.

Bella moved forward to comfort her dad, she was trying not to laugh

"Just then dad, we are getting married tomorrow, and gonna adopt little babies and name them weird names, like Reneesme or….Charlisle"

"You mean Carlisle?"

"No, Charlisle"

Charlie sighed and suddenly turned and trudged back inside, thinking he was dreaming.

Once Charlie couldn't see them anymore everyone gathered on the lawn, laughing.

"Right!" Piped Emmett "Jasper!"

Jasper looked up.

"Yeah?"

"Truth or dare?"

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DUN DUN DUN I have never felt more immature in my life! Nor have I ever written a more immature little story. BUT HEY! What else is there to do when your sick and your hands hurt with every movement?