Haunted Holiday
By: Vree
Started: Halloween! 07
Summary: Iruka and Naruto move into a new house! They got a great deal, but some weird additions are making themselves known.
Disclaimer: I don't own them, never have, sadly, never will. Kishimoto-sama does.
Warning: OOC, AU,( tied in actually with my Light Show verse, which means, Yaoi of joy), Naru/Sasu, Kaka/Iru are the pairings. Also, supernatural/horror warning on this one as well. No beta, and I just glanced through it, so there will probably be errors… Sorry.
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Laughter rang joyously though what was once a lonely empty home, echoing off of walls and filling it with it's warmth. The house didn't know what to think of what it was experiencing, because this was truly a first.
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"Damnit Sasuke! You freakin' dropped my manga!" Naruto collapsed to the ground and wrapped himself around the now torn and twisted box. "My poor precious." He petted the box lightly, purring at it, "We'll get you upstairs and in your nice new bookshelves." Nuzzle, nuzzle went the Naruto with the box, "You'll love it, I swear!"
Sasuke shook his head, hands resting on his jean covered hips, yawning slightly, "I think you love those books more than you love me." He shot the box an almost jealous look, then used the bottom of his shirt to wipe off some of the sweat from his face.
Leering up at his abs, Naruto smirked, then stood, "Oh, you know there's nothing I love more than you."
"RAMEN'S DONE!"
"Ramen!" Naruto yelped and practically jumped down the stairs, accidentally pushing Sasuke over in his rush to get to the warm noodles of joy.
Sardonically shaking his head, Sasuke looked over at the box of manga and conversationally stated, "And we're both pushed away for his one true love." Rolling his eyes, he stood and stretched, and ambled back down the stairs, never noticing a transparent figure peeking out from behind the wall, blushing faintly at the two boys antics.
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"Miso, come to my stomach!" Naruto smirked evilly at the bowl, chopsticks twitching in eager glee, "You know it is where you belong, my heart."
Iruka looked at the boy in confusion, "The ramen belongs in your heart?"
"No, the Ramen is my heart, it's used to tie up Sasuke and keep him there, because you know the bastard always tries to get away… Thusly, I needed something to tie him up with."
Iruka stared at the strange boy he raised in shock, wondering if it was something he did that caused him to be so utterly unusual, and decided that couldn't be right and it had to be genetic.
"You know how to use the word 'thusly'?" Kakashi looked up from poking at his own ramen, a deadpan expression on what little of his face was visible.
"I feel oddly loved." Sasuke spoke at the same time, "Much more than the manga, I shall have to rub it in it's face later."
This caused Kakashi to blink over at Sasuke, you could almost see a tear of joy come from his hidden eye, 'He's starting to emulate!' Heart.
Naruto just grinned up at his boyfriend, pulling him down so that they could share a chair, but never his precious ramen.
Iruka suddenly shivered and looked around quickly, scanning the room.
"What's wrong?" Kakashi, always in tune with Iruka's every move, questioned.
"Nothing… I just thought I felt something…"
"It's probably indigestion from all the ramen the dobe makes you eat."
"Do not speak ill of the ropes of love!" Naruto's scream echoed through the house.
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Opaque eyes glared at the intruders, 'How dare they invade my home… They will regret this!' With that, the eyes vanished, but the day seemed slightly darker than before.