Grr, don't hate me. I keep coming back and being like, "HA! Miss me?" And then I disappear again. Ooops. Well, it's summer and I have a need to write, watch tv, hang out with friends, and read! So yeah, I should be able to do this chapter story. I've had it all planned out for a little bit of time. I just was too worried that if I didn't time it right, I wouldn't finish it.

Okay, disclaimer…um

Me, Own? Pee-shaw!

Freddie's POV:

I drummed my fingers on my knee nervously, watching the two girls to my right out of the corner of my eye. Carly was looking just as nervous as I was. Sam, on the other hand, was leaned back with her headphones in, fast asleep.

I hadn't seen my sister for two years.

We got in a big fight last time I saw her and we haven't exactly "settled" it, yet. Carly met her twice. Once when we were nine. Then again when we were fourteen. That's when we had our fight. Sam doesn't even know her name. Of course, she says that her name doesn't matter, because she's still a Benson. Which, isn't exactly true. She got married as soon as she turned eighteen nearly two years ago. She said she was tired of waiting to get married to her boyfriend of four years. Now she's Katherine Laine Jordan.

I suddenly heard a familiar voice, "Freddie? Oh my God, Freddie!" I stood, wiping my sweating palms on my jeans.

"Katherine, I missed you. I feel horrible of how we left off last."

I smiled as Katherine pulled me into a bear hug and whispered, "Oh Freddie, I was hoping you'd say that. I miss my little brother. I almost couldn't enjoy my honeymoon with Jim." I shuddered as a disgusting image came to me.

I looked over to see Carly already hugging my twenty year old sister, giggling about things they remember doing years ago. Suddenly, Katherine seemed to notice that there was another human being in the area.

"Well, Freddie, aren't you going to introduce me to your girlfriend?" She said, throwing her thumb in Sam's direction. Who, by the way, was still lightly snoring with a large grin across her face. I chuckled lightly at how her snore was both funny and girly at the same time. Well, as girly as Sam could get.

Then, I realized what Katherine had said, "Kat, she's not my girlfriend! Her name's Sam. I'll get her up. Carly, can you-?" I trailed off as I looked at the girl holding a pink phone.

"Already on it. Paramedics are awaiting your scream." Katherine giggled until she saw the expressions on our faces and I could hear her whisper, "Oh…Wow."

I lightly whispered to Sam, "There's free food down the hall. There's ham and bacon and then there's a line of nerds who are waiting for wedgies from the incredible, amazing, beautiful, striking, loving, cute, sweet yet aggressive, funny girl named Sam." Sam laughed lightly, showing she was awake.

"Are they all named Fredward?" She said, looking through one eye, smiling as she saw me.

"They are most definitely all named Fredward and they are getting very impatient. No rush." I said, a little louder. Sam opened both her eyes and began to stetch.

Katherine's POV:

I watched as my brother talked to Sam. He was talking like she was five, yet he sounded like he could be talking to his grouchy girlfriend. I'll need to have a serious conversation with my dear brother later.

We left the airport quietly, until Sam approached me, "So, your Fredison's big sister? He's been nearly peeing his pants all week waiting for you. Gah, he's a jerk. He didn't even tell me your name." I giggled as I heard Freddie's voice yell that she'd refused to hear anything about me. Of course.

Sam's POV:

Freddie's big sister doesn't seem so bad. Huh. I didn't even know she was married. And only twenty! She seems really cool. She has brown hair like Freddie and Carly. But, her hair is lighter than Carly's. She has green eyes, too. She's sleeping over at Carly's after ICarly tomorrow night, so I'll have more time to investigate and see if she's as cool as she lets on.

Katherine's POV:

Sam and Freddie are crazy into each other. It's obvious. I'll need to investigate Sam tomorrow night after their webshow thing to see if she's as cool as she lets on. I'm glad my little brother is getting into a girl like her. She seems tough, but can be very nice when she wants to. She's pretty, too. But, man, the things Freddie said about her when he was trying to get her to wake up…I wish Jim would say stuff like that when I don't want to get up…I miss Jim. Oh well, I have three days in Seattle before I can see him again. Who knows what may happen...

Ha. The beginning. Yessss :D Next chapter up tomorrow. Then another update either Monday of Tuesday. I have it all planned out. Peace outttt!

(From now on, at the end of each chapter, I'll be putting a quote that one of my friends has said that I think is funny. Go ahead, JUDGE ME!)

"Summer's just an excuse to have an adventure. And, you know, make out behind trees with your boyfriends…And best friends. Rightttt, Caroline!" Haha that's Ansley :D her, along with most of my school, is convinced that I like my best friend (who happens to be a guy)

PEACE OUT