Solving the Problem

Barely any sasusaku in this chapter, I put 2 chapters together cause I thought it was too short.

Hope you like it.

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto

Summary: the numbers of fan-girls were increasing and they were getting smarter too. The horror for Sasuke had increased dramatically, how does Sakura solve the problem? Sasukexsakura, beware MANY fan-girls

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Prologue

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It was a nice, sunny day and the whole group – Choji, Ino, Shikamaru, Neji, Tenten, Lee, Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto, Hinata, Kiba, Shino even Gaara, Temari and Kankuro went to have lunch together.

They were sitting at Ichiraku's ramen shop. Naruto had lost a bet with Sasuke and was forced to treat everyone to ramen. It was also a perfect reunion; they hadn't seen each other for months because of month long missions. Whenever Naruto and some others were resting Sakura, Hinata, Sasuke and others would be on a long mission or the other way around.

Tenten, Rock Lee and Naruto were telling Temari, Gaara and Kankuro about what happened to Sasuke's fan club since they asked.

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Day 0: The Bet

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It had all started with a bet.

It was a cold day and team 7 (other than Kakashi) were warming themselves by having a big bowl of ramen, Naruto's idea of course.

"If you tell them to back off and weren't so quiet with your 'hn's then maybe they'd leave you alone! Geez, how hard can it be?" Sakura said after the three of them had another visit from Karin, she could still see the red hair of the sickly woman being flicked up, trying to look cool and flirt while she was walking away.

"Why don't you try it?" He was in the worst mood possible today. He was fed up; the fans had gone WAY TOO FAR with their stalking. He was in the shower for god sake!

"Look, I used to be one of them, so I would know and how am I supposed to try it?"

"Transformation jutsu, stupid and you never gave up did you?"

"Well, erm...I don't...like you now..." Sakura trailed off.

"But anyway I'm a medical ninja; do I need to spell it out for you? Besides you can't even do transformation jutsu, hypocrite." Sakura regained her confidence.

"Sakura, Sasuke, stop. I know how to settle this."

And being Naruto Uzumaki he couldn't resist.

He just had to start something.

"Both of you will learn transformation jutsu and pretend to be the other for a week. Sakura if you get rid of the fan-girls you win," He continued.

"Hehe I'm gonna do a lot more than that..." She smirked; she would make him the most unpopular and hated person in Konoha.

"What was that?" Sasuke asked.

"Er... nothing," She gave a nervous laugh while he glared at her.

But before she could put her evil plan to action she needed to complete learning the jutsu and acting.

"Hn. It's on," He said it low so that no one could hear.

Sasuke smirked.

He would foil her plans by making his fans love him more while he had the chance, because with Naruto; who knows what the loser will have to do...

"By the way the loser had to kiss the others shoes, apologise, run around the village in your most embarrassing underwear, then treat us to ramen." He added the last one on with an evil grin.

"Hn," (Translation - "I knew it!")

"But we can change back when we're both taking the rest of the day off right?" Although Sakura was older she still stays with her family every now and then.

She had only sort of moved out at the start of this year.

She didn't want both her reputation and family life all ruined by the emotionally retarded Sasuke Uchiha.

"Sure, if you can find a place where you can change back without anyone else seeing."

After another hour they decided all the rules.

1) No one but Sakura, Sasuke, Naruto and Tsunade would know about the bet.

They decided to tell Tsunade so Sakura would be let off from the hospital because can you seriously imagine Sasuke trying to heal someone? He'd probably shock someone with his lightning. Also so neither of them would be sent on any missions.

A fortnight was all Tsunade could give them because of a somewhat shortage of ninjas. (Well that's what she said)

2) Whenever either of the 2 went out they would have to transform into the other.

3) Transformation jutsu and acting would all be learnt in a single week.

Otherwise the whole thing would be ruined.

4) If anyone else (fan girls) finds out about let's say Sasuke is changing into Sakura then he would lose and the bet would be stopped early.

How awkward would that be?

5) Who ever lost would kiss the other's shoes, run around the whole village in their underwear and treat everyone to ramen unless someone else was willing to do so for them.

(Sakura had made the last part up thinking she could manipulate Lee into doing the run for her)

And now it was training time.

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Preparations

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Sasuke's training...

And again Karin was trying to smile at him seductively while he was trying to train.

She kept moving closer to him; Sasuke was backing away of course.

He ran away at a full sprint; even the great Sasuke Uchiha could get scared sometimes. Who wouldn't be scared of Karin's so-called 'flirting'?

He had barely any time to practice the transformation jutsu, not to mention acting like Sakura.

He just couldn't handle his own plan of making the girls love him more.

It all back-fired.

They followed him around more and spied on him more too. At least not when he was in the shower.

Sasuke squeezed through 2 buildings before arriving at a peaceful, secluded area. That is until he heard laughing coming from the dojo he hadn't noticed earlier.

Sakura's training...

Both had been shown how to do it but still needed to figure out a lot for themselves.

Sakura had wasted the first day finding a good place to train and the second day cleaning up and hauling her personal furniture to make herself at home. There was a full body length mirror, desks and shelves.

It was actually Lee's old dojo and thankfully he nor anyone else had come back to it.

She laughed at the thought of Sasuke being chased around while he was trying to change into her, Karin absolutely hated Sakura so seeing that must of been a real shock.

Poor Sasuke must be overrun with fan girls right now but doing this bet is helping him anyway and she had better things to worry about.

Sakura looked at herself in the full body length mirror as she transformed into Sasuke. She finally perfected the look but the acting was still to come and she only had the rest of today.

"Hn," She tested before bursting into laughter.

"Annoying," She said while trying to do the 'I hate you' glare after she stopped laughing, failing completely.

She did another couple of 'Sasuke' poses again, bursting into laughter, even rolling around on the floor. She didn't even realise that the door was open.

A cough came from the door and when Sakura looked up she screamed.

"How long have you been there!?"

"The whole time,"

"You could've knocked!" Sakura could feel her face becoming redder and redder.

"So you perfected it," He said noticing how Sakura's face was beetroot red like Hinata.

"Well obviously,"

Their conversation was awkward having Sasuke walked in on Sakura doing weird things with his body.

The 2 trained and acted together for the rest of the day without any fan girls bothering them.

Mean while the fan girls were crawling around the village looking under every house for Sasuke but at the end of the day weren't smart enough to find the dojo.

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Next chapter the actual bet officially starts!

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