Pit The Fallen Crash Angel

By Princess Nintendo and Queen Nintendo

Yes, you might all know about PIT. He's just an ordinary angel who has no CLUE how to get back to his own town. Well, you see it all happened 3 Months Ago…

3 months Ago

Every one in Smash Ville was celebrating Smash Day! Until…. They Saw something in the sky!

"What is it?" asked Zelda

"Is it a plane?"

"A bird?"

"A falling Angel!"

The Angel fell in the ground.

"I never knew Angels were real…." said Link

The angel got up. "Hi, I'm Pit," he said and started looking around. "As you see I got crashed by a flying thingy!"

"You mean an Air plane." Peach said.

"Yes, Very well, an Air plane!" Pit said and started dancing around.

"A Fallen Crashed Angel?" Roy said confused.

"Yes, Yes! I got crashed!"

"Stop with the English Accent" Zelda said, and started slapping him.

"I Can't I was certainly born with this Accent!" Pit said , and tried to change it.

"Well, anyways, can you take my back to Angel Land!"

"What the hell is that?" asked Marth

Pit slapped his face. "It's my home Place!"

"You have wings right? Then go fly there." Zelda suggested.

"I can't! there broken now, since that flying thing hit me!" Pit yelled.

"It's an Air plane Pit." Peach said and punched him.

"WHATEVER! I JUST NEED A RIDE HOME!" Pit yelled.

Every one started staring at Kirby. "Why are you looking at me? Let's just enjoy Smash Day!"

Every one agreed and started going crazy.

"What about my ride?" Asked Pit.

"SHUT THE F#CK UP!!!" he yelled.

The room was now filled with silence.

Zelda and every one else was now twitching like a maniac.

"I WANT A RIDE home." Pit said.

"Okay, Jeeze Mean Angel! We will give you a ride on one condition," said Zelda, and gave Pit a long list.

"Do our chores, Oh, when we say something you do it, AND you do it for the rest of the Year."

Pit started reading the list. "Rub Kirby's feet ew.. Polish Zelda's high heels eat Roy's underwear… WHAT THE HELL THAT'S NOT RIGHT! I CAN'T DO THIS FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR I NEED TO GO HOME, NOWWW!!!!" he screamed.

"No chores No Home. No Home. No Chores." Peach said, and gave Pit another long list.

Pit slapped his head. "Oh, come on you got to be kidding me!"

"Like we said. No home. No chores. No Chores no Home!"

"Gr…"

3 Days Later…

Pit was scrubbing Zelda's car. "How long do I have to scrub your Car?" he asked.

Zelda looked at her watch. "WHEN I SEE SPARKLES!"

Pit kept scrubbing and scrubbing.

2 Days Later…

Pit was now staring at Roy's underwear. "Eww.. Gross… Have you ever washed this thing?"

Roy started counting his fingers. "Hmm.. I guess I washed it 3 years ago!"

Pit started puking.

Next Day

Pit was now rubbing Kirby's feet. "Your Feet are huge!" Pit said.

"Hey, Hey. Don't make fun of them and keep rubbin" Kirby said, and started drinking his smoothie.

5 Days Later

"I've had enough, of doing your chores!" Pit yelled.

Zelda was now staring blankly at Pit. "Pit, it's only been 2 weeks."

Pit started crying. "But, I miss Angel Land!"

Zelda started patting Pit. "There, There just a few more polishing my high heels and you will feel right, at home!

Pit wiped his tears and went back to do chores. "Hey, wait a minute.."

END!

Princess Nintendo: Queen Nintendo did most of the work.

Queen Nintendo: Thanks for nothing Sis!

Princess Nintendo: Well, at least I thought of the title!

Queen Nintendo: DIE!

Princess Nintendo: Please Read and Review the story!

Queen Nintendo: Oh yeah, forgot my manners. NO FLAMMING!

Princess Nintendo: Yes, there can be evil flames because I use them to make my hot cocoa!

Queen Nintendo: Hey, gimme some!

Princess Nintendo: NEVER!

And the two authors went fighting.