Fanfiction posted by: Harpy Staraptor
THE FIRST AND ONLY CHAPTER OF THE SAD TALE THAT IS PROFESSOR WINSNICKER
One day, Harold the sycophant and his beloved nit sidekick were walking down the trails of the swollen forest. Herald noticed something on the ground.
"Look at that!" he said. It was an olive branch, sitting right there ripe for eating.
"Let's eat it!"
"But i'm afraid that we don't have time for food," said Winsnicker, "I have an important conference with the council of the Twelve Nits. We cannot miss this appointment upon the pains of death."
"Oh," said Harold, clearly turned down from an opportunity of a lifetime. He loved food even more than he loved Professor Winsnicker. (Just google a picture of him if you're curious. I don't want to desecrate the books printed all over the country)
The professor looked at Harold's long face.
"Oh, all right! We will eat the olives. But ONLY if I get to eat them first."
"YES! Harold cheered.
So the professor put the whole branch down his throat and died.
The End