Anti-Hinata Story : Who Hinata Ends Up With
One day, some of the Konoha boys were playing a game about the very shy blue-haired stutter-stammer freak, Hyuga Hinata. The game was called, 'WhoDoYouThinkHinataWillEndUpWith'. They were in Naruto's house.
Kiba started first, saying," I think she will end up with you!" He pointed at Neji, who growled angrily. "No. She goes with Kiba." He answered, glaring at Kiba.
"Why?" Naruto asked, curious.
"Because she's a bitch (literally female dog), so she goes with Kiba (Male dog)." Neji answered, smirking at Kiba.
"Yes, I agree." Sasuke mumbled. Naruto got a little angry at Sasuke being emo (Naruto thinks so). "Hey! Sasu-teme! I think she ends up with you!"
"What? That's troublesome and weird… she likes Naruto." Shikamaru said sleepily, yawning.
"Yes, she does, Naruto." said Shino, staring at Naruto evilly.
Naruto screamed in fear of Hinata marrying him. "NOOO!"
Neji sweatdropped. Lee sighed 'youthfully'.
"Hmm… Hinata-san is quite annoying, indeed…" Lee said, deep in 'youthful' thoughts. Neji nodded.
"Then, don't call her Hinata-san." Sasuke said, smirking.
"But I cannot! I must follow the rules of English Grammar!" Lee replied very hyper-'youthfully'. Neji stared at Lee.
"It's Japanese, not English, Lee… " Neji corrected, sweatdropping. Lee 'youthfully' smacked his 'youthful' head. "You are correct!" Lee announced 'youthfully'.
Sasuke smirked and said," I think Hinata is worse than me… hn? Right, dobe?"
Naruto growled and nodded. Shikamaru yawned lazily.
"Hey… Hinata likes Naruto but he hates her, so does that mean she will go with someone else? Who likes her?" Kiba asked.
Neji smirked. "You." Kiba snorted. "Oh yeah?"
Lee smiled 'youthfully', saying," Neji-san! Your detestable cousin shall go with… "
Sasuke smirked. "Her awfully ugly ass." Lee sweatdropped, then remarked 'youthfully', "ABSOLUTELY!!! YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!" And they all decided Hinata would marry her ass.
…Her detestably awfully ugly, huge, fat, dumb bitch-like ass…
~Finish~