Harrumph. I don't own Gundam Wing, though I plan to in the future. *evil
grin* Er.I mean.Angela is me, (yes, 'tis my real name.GASP!) Allison and
Kelsey are my friendly friends. But you didn't need to know that. So on to
the 'fic!
Duo: Ahhh...my lifelong dream...riding in a rodeo.
Quatre: Duo, we're in a barber shop.
Kelsey: And I'm a barber!
Duo/Quatre/Wufei/Heero: AHHH!!!
Ange: No, Kelsey, you want the nice barber's service.
Allison: I wouldn't be here if you were a barber.
Wufei: She'd make a weak barber.
Heero: I'll blow her up!
Duo: Wait a second...
Quatre: What?
Duo: Well I just remembered something.
Allison: Obviously.
Duo: I remembered two things.
Heero: What are the two things, Duo?
Duo: First, where's Trowa? And second, I HATE BARBERS! *hides behind Heero*
Heero: Duo! Get out from behind me---ooo!! DUO!
Duo: Heehee...I couldn't help myself.
Kelsey: Oooooo, now let me try!
Heero: No! No one is pinching me!
Kelsey: I wasn't talking about you. *eyes Duo*
Duo: *gulp*
Quatre: Duo, there is no reason to hate barbers.
Duo: Tell that to Duo.
Quatre: I just did.
Wufei: ONNA BAKA! or...BAKA ONNA!
Duo: Tell Duo again!
Ange: Duo, why do you hate barbers?
Duo: They cut hair...*pats his braid*
Allison: Yeaaah, that's what they usually do.
Quatre: Wait a second...where is Trowa?
Ange: Trowa who?
Allison: Trowa Barton!
Ange: I knew that...
*SHRIEK*
Trowa: *comes running out from the back of the shop, holding his hair* DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Duo: I DIDN'T DO IT! *hides behind Heero*
Heero: DUO!
Duo: Eep!
Quatre the Peacemaker: *steps between Duo and the advancing Trowa* Trowa, stop! What's wrong?
Trowa: *takes his hand down from his hair...or whatever's left. his whole front spike thingy is gone, along with patches of hair all over his head* That's wrong!!
Ange: And maaaaaan is that wrong.
Quatre: Is that all? Here, sit in this chair. *forces Trowa into chair* Now, let me fix that right up. *smoke puff comes up, various hair tools appear from the puff once and a while.
Ange: Scissors.
Everyone: Oooooooo.
Duo: Comb.
Everyone: Oooooooo.
Heero: Banana?
Everyone: Oooooooo?
Smoke puff: *clears away, revealing Trowa and Quatre with a big smile on his face*
Quatre: Ta-da!
Trowa: *with hair that's back to normal*
Allison: Wow, how'd you do it?
Ange: It's simple. I just shut down part of my brain.
Heero: Not you, half-wit. Quatre.
Duo: Quatre's a half-wit?
Heero: Yes, but that's beside my point. Ange: What is the point?
Duo: Is the point worth pointing out?
Ange: What's the point of pointing out the point if the point isn't worth pointing out?
Duo: Got me, there.
Quatre: It's magic and I'll never tell.
Allison: Dude, we are so not interested in you anymore.
Quatre: *pouts* Fine...
*Silence*
Ange: Moo!
Heero: Something's missing...
Wufei: WEAK ONNA BAKA FREAK GIRL IS NOT HERE!
Ange: Oh my God, he's right! Kelsey's gone!
Quatre: Now, let's remain calm.
Ange/Duo: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Trowa: Well you knew that was coming.
Heero: Of course I did. The perfect solider is ready for anything.
Ange: Boo! *jumps on Heero's back*
Heero: AH! MISSION ABORT! SELF-DETENATE!
Ange: *jumps off Heero's back and grins* I am evil.
Duo: Evil with a captial...Evil!
Ange: I am death!
Duo: No, I am death!
Ange: I am the Goddess of Death!
Duo: I am the God of Dea---oh crap! No you're not!
Allison: I'm Shingami Girl!
Heero: No one cares.
Quatre: I'm cheese boy.
Ange: Yes you are.
Trowa: I'm a clown.
Heero: I'm the perfect solider!
Ange: I'm the Goddess of Death!
Duo: I'm the God of Dea---you are not!
Quatre: Shouldn't we be searching for Kelsey?
Ange: Who?
Duo: No.
Heero: Why?
Wufei: She's weak.
Trowa: .....I'm a clown!
Allison: You are not anymore Trowa! Duo found you in the circus in episode #41 and then asked if you wanted to be a Gundam pilot and you hesitated because it would mean the end of your circus career and you really didn't want to leave but then you remembered that you had only joined the circus because you ran away from home and were miserable there so you somewhat happily accepted Duo's proposal, thus giving up your circus life and your life as a clown to pilot a gundam.
Ange: Anybody catch any of that?
Everyone: No.
Duo: She seems to babble a lot.
Ange: Try listening to that every day.
Duo: *gets a look of terror*
Heero: And I thought I was strong...
Quatre: You have my pity...
Wufei: She's weak, but her lungs aren't...
Trowa: I'm a clown!
Allison: *screams* YOU GUYS ARE MAKING FUN OF ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M SO LOUD!
Quatre: *holds his ears* You could be quiet...
Allison: Quiet? Never heard of it...
Trowa: Surprise, surprise.
Ange: What about Kelsey?
Quatre: I think we should go find her.
Ange: Yeah, she's my only friend!
Duo: Ahhh...my lifelong dream...riding in a rodeo.
Quatre: Duo, we're in a barber shop.
Kelsey: And I'm a barber!
Duo/Quatre/Wufei/Heero: AHHH!!!
Ange: No, Kelsey, you want the nice barber's service.
Allison: I wouldn't be here if you were a barber.
Wufei: She'd make a weak barber.
Heero: I'll blow her up!
Duo: Wait a second...
Quatre: What?
Duo: Well I just remembered something.
Allison: Obviously.
Duo: I remembered two things.
Heero: What are the two things, Duo?
Duo: First, where's Trowa? And second, I HATE BARBERS! *hides behind Heero*
Heero: Duo! Get out from behind me---ooo!! DUO!
Duo: Heehee...I couldn't help myself.
Kelsey: Oooooo, now let me try!
Heero: No! No one is pinching me!
Kelsey: I wasn't talking about you. *eyes Duo*
Duo: *gulp*
Quatre: Duo, there is no reason to hate barbers.
Duo: Tell that to Duo.
Quatre: I just did.
Wufei: ONNA BAKA! or...BAKA ONNA!
Duo: Tell Duo again!
Ange: Duo, why do you hate barbers?
Duo: They cut hair...*pats his braid*
Allison: Yeaaah, that's what they usually do.
Quatre: Wait a second...where is Trowa?
Ange: Trowa who?
Allison: Trowa Barton!
Ange: I knew that...
*SHRIEK*
Trowa: *comes running out from the back of the shop, holding his hair* DUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Duo: I DIDN'T DO IT! *hides behind Heero*
Heero: DUO!
Duo: Eep!
Quatre the Peacemaker: *steps between Duo and the advancing Trowa* Trowa, stop! What's wrong?
Trowa: *takes his hand down from his hair...or whatever's left. his whole front spike thingy is gone, along with patches of hair all over his head* That's wrong!!
Ange: And maaaaaan is that wrong.
Quatre: Is that all? Here, sit in this chair. *forces Trowa into chair* Now, let me fix that right up. *smoke puff comes up, various hair tools appear from the puff once and a while.
Ange: Scissors.
Everyone: Oooooooo.
Duo: Comb.
Everyone: Oooooooo.
Heero: Banana?
Everyone: Oooooooo?
Smoke puff: *clears away, revealing Trowa and Quatre with a big smile on his face*
Quatre: Ta-da!
Trowa: *with hair that's back to normal*
Allison: Wow, how'd you do it?
Ange: It's simple. I just shut down part of my brain.
Heero: Not you, half-wit. Quatre.
Duo: Quatre's a half-wit?
Heero: Yes, but that's beside my point. Ange: What is the point?
Duo: Is the point worth pointing out?
Ange: What's the point of pointing out the point if the point isn't worth pointing out?
Duo: Got me, there.
Quatre: It's magic and I'll never tell.
Allison: Dude, we are so not interested in you anymore.
Quatre: *pouts* Fine...
*Silence*
Ange: Moo!
Heero: Something's missing...
Wufei: WEAK ONNA BAKA FREAK GIRL IS NOT HERE!
Ange: Oh my God, he's right! Kelsey's gone!
Quatre: Now, let's remain calm.
Ange/Duo: AHHHHHHHH!!!!
Trowa: Well you knew that was coming.
Heero: Of course I did. The perfect solider is ready for anything.
Ange: Boo! *jumps on Heero's back*
Heero: AH! MISSION ABORT! SELF-DETENATE!
Ange: *jumps off Heero's back and grins* I am evil.
Duo: Evil with a captial...Evil!
Ange: I am death!
Duo: No, I am death!
Ange: I am the Goddess of Death!
Duo: I am the God of Dea---oh crap! No you're not!
Allison: I'm Shingami Girl!
Heero: No one cares.
Quatre: I'm cheese boy.
Ange: Yes you are.
Trowa: I'm a clown.
Heero: I'm the perfect solider!
Ange: I'm the Goddess of Death!
Duo: I'm the God of Dea---you are not!
Quatre: Shouldn't we be searching for Kelsey?
Ange: Who?
Duo: No.
Heero: Why?
Wufei: She's weak.
Trowa: .....I'm a clown!
Allison: You are not anymore Trowa! Duo found you in the circus in episode #41 and then asked if you wanted to be a Gundam pilot and you hesitated because it would mean the end of your circus career and you really didn't want to leave but then you remembered that you had only joined the circus because you ran away from home and were miserable there so you somewhat happily accepted Duo's proposal, thus giving up your circus life and your life as a clown to pilot a gundam.
Ange: Anybody catch any of that?
Everyone: No.
Duo: She seems to babble a lot.
Ange: Try listening to that every day.
Duo: *gets a look of terror*
Heero: And I thought I was strong...
Quatre: You have my pity...
Wufei: She's weak, but her lungs aren't...
Trowa: I'm a clown!
Allison: *screams* YOU GUYS ARE MAKING FUN OF ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT I'M SO LOUD!
Quatre: *holds his ears* You could be quiet...
Allison: Quiet? Never heard of it...
Trowa: Surprise, surprise.
Ange: What about Kelsey?
Quatre: I think we should go find her.
Ange: Yeah, she's my only friend!