Prongs: (singing) La! La! I'm not in my right mind!
Moony: Prongs has issues.
Padfoot: (Calling to a truck filled with sugar) Come on!
Wormtail: Your going to fill James full of sugar? Why?
Moony: Have you ever seen James eat a lot of sugar?
Wormtail: No. I guess not.
Prongs: (currently being filled with sugar)
Padfoot: That should be enough!
Wormtail: What happens next?
Moony: It should take a little while for the sugar to take affect.
Padfoot: Read the story while you wait! Oh yeah, Prongs doesn't own Harry,
Voldemort, or the Dursleys.
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Harry once again woke up to the sound of his aunt screaming at him. So, with a sigh he got dressed and went downstairs to fix breakfast. While fixing breakfast, Harry went into a daydream. Although ever since he got back he was able to space out and get food cooked right.
Harry was brought out of his daydream by shrieks of pain. He peered from behind the kitchen door to see Voldemort torturing the Dursleys. He raised an eyebrow at the Dark Lord and thought about why Voldemort was attacking them. He shrugged it off and decided to ask.
" Voldemort, why are you attacking the Dursleys?" Harry asked with confusion.
" I'm attacking your family to cause you pain!" Voldy-Moldy replied evilly.
Harry stood there thinking and then smiled, " That's a good idea. But I don't like the Dursleys. So the whole thing is kind off. Useless."
"Oh." Voldemort looked disappointed and stopped torturing the Dursleys. He started to walk out of the house, but turned around, " You sure you don't like them? Are you sure it's not causing you any pain?"
Harry looked at Voldemort and shook his head, " Not in the least."
Voldemort sighed, depressed, and walked out of the house, never to haunt the Dursleys again. So maybe it was a good thing that Harry didn't like the Dursleys, because it saved their lives. But most people around the world groaned in disappointment, wanting to see the Dursleys dead. Sorry.
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Prongs: (unnaturally calm) Hello. How are you, Padfoot? Padfoot: (scared) Moony, get him away from me! Moony: He doesn't seem so bad. I think I may have a decent conversation. Wormtail: I agree with Padfoot. He's scary. Prongs/Moony: (talking about uninteresting things) Padfoot: (whispering) Wormy, they're scary. Wormtail: (whispering) yep. Padfoot: (whispering) you know what we have to do? Wormtail: (whispering) yep. Padfoot/Wormtail: (walk away to get 'secret weapon') Prongs/Moony: (continues talking about uninteresting things) Lily: James, what are you doing? Prongs: (sugar wears off) Lily-Flower! Moony: (glares at Padfoot and Wormtail) I hate you both. Padfoot: We know. (A/N: Sugar really does that to me. I'm calm)
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Harry once again woke up to the sound of his aunt screaming at him. So, with a sigh he got dressed and went downstairs to fix breakfast. While fixing breakfast, Harry went into a daydream. Although ever since he got back he was able to space out and get food cooked right.
Harry was brought out of his daydream by shrieks of pain. He peered from behind the kitchen door to see Voldemort torturing the Dursleys. He raised an eyebrow at the Dark Lord and thought about why Voldemort was attacking them. He shrugged it off and decided to ask.
" Voldemort, why are you attacking the Dursleys?" Harry asked with confusion.
" I'm attacking your family to cause you pain!" Voldy-Moldy replied evilly.
Harry stood there thinking and then smiled, " That's a good idea. But I don't like the Dursleys. So the whole thing is kind off. Useless."
"Oh." Voldemort looked disappointed and stopped torturing the Dursleys. He started to walk out of the house, but turned around, " You sure you don't like them? Are you sure it's not causing you any pain?"
Harry looked at Voldemort and shook his head, " Not in the least."
Voldemort sighed, depressed, and walked out of the house, never to haunt the Dursleys again. So maybe it was a good thing that Harry didn't like the Dursleys, because it saved their lives. But most people around the world groaned in disappointment, wanting to see the Dursleys dead. Sorry.
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Prongs: (unnaturally calm) Hello. How are you, Padfoot? Padfoot: (scared) Moony, get him away from me! Moony: He doesn't seem so bad. I think I may have a decent conversation. Wormtail: I agree with Padfoot. He's scary. Prongs/Moony: (talking about uninteresting things) Padfoot: (whispering) Wormy, they're scary. Wormtail: (whispering) yep. Padfoot: (whispering) you know what we have to do? Wormtail: (whispering) yep. Padfoot/Wormtail: (walk away to get 'secret weapon') Prongs/Moony: (continues talking about uninteresting things) Lily: James, what are you doing? Prongs: (sugar wears off) Lily-Flower! Moony: (glares at Padfoot and Wormtail) I hate you both. Padfoot: We know. (A/N: Sugar really does that to me. I'm calm)