Hi! This is my first time writing real humor, so be nice! This is based of a fanart I found on Google.
I don't own Hetalia or Canada.
"Um, what about what I think?" Matthew Williams began nervously, and rasied his hand.
The World conference meeting went on as usual. America was going on and on about aliens or something, France was being his normal perverted self, and Greece was sleeping. So, all in all, a typical meeting. And, also as usual, everyone was ignoring him.
Canada clenched his fist.
"Hello? Can anyone hear me?" He muttered, but no one answered. He sighed.
"Who are you?" His polar bear, Kumajiro, asked.
"I'm Canada!" He said exphasteradedly. It was then when an absolutely fantastic idea crossed his mind. "Oh, no one is going to forget about me next meeting!" He giggled quietly. "No one!"
-Line!-
"Hey, Britain! Did you think about my idea about the crime-fighting super powered aliens of awesomeness?"
"No, America I didn't." The nation sighed. At least Canada wasn't such a buffoon! Sure he was quiet during meetings, but at least most of his ideas made sense.
Well, that was what he used to think.
"Hi, guys!" Britain turned towards the voice, expecting to see a calm country. But that wasn't what he got.
"Um.. Good morning Canada. What on earth are you wearing?"
"Oh, this?" He pointed to his clothes, "Oh, its just something I found around the house. Do you like it?"
"Dude, awesome!" America exclaimed, hiding a snicker.
"Ok," Britain sighed. His most stable former colony had gone insane. "Whatever. Lets just go."
-Line!-
"Prime minister! Guess what?" Canada exclaimed, running up to the man excitedly.
"Yes, Canada?"
"They actually listened to me today!" The prime minister looked the country up and down. He was wearing a Kumajiro on his head as a hat, an old-fashioned bathing suit, and knee-high rocker boots.
"Well, you know, Matthew. I would be surprised if they didn't."