"Important Note!" Arceus boomed as he stood in a showcase room within the Smash Mansion with various characters not involved with Super Smash Brothers. "This is NOT a novelization of the Subspace Emissary. No, in fact, it's quite similar, only that it's not the exact same story-line. As the title suggest, this is shown in a different way."
"That's nice." Gruntilda Winkybunion yawned as she stretched her arms.
"Can we just get this over with!?" Waluigi snapped as he slammed the table with his purple tennis racket.
Dry Bowser was brushing his red hair as he turned his chair. "What's up with you?"
"Not being playable, that's what!" Waluigi snapped as he stormed out of the room, leaving everyone to be confused.
"Are we even going to point out that this likely won't get a conclusion?" Space Ghost said while tapping his blue card.
"Nah, let's just enjoy this sad attempt at making fanfiction out of a glorified bad fanfic," Shrek suggested as he was eating some onions.
It was a peaceful, normal morning. The Mushroom Kingdom was brimming with energy as the mushroom people went about their business, while everyone's favorite Italian red plumber was taking a nap on the hammock right outside of his house, snoring peacefully.
A PESKY PLUMBER
CD-I Mario was dreaming about him and Princess Peach Toadstool dancing together under the stars, but he suddenly woke up when he heard Toad cry out his name. Getting up and onto his feet, the red-capped plumber approached the young mushroom boy, curious on why he was acting so hesitated.
Upon hearing out Toad, Super Show Mario has learned that Peach has been kidnapped once again... for the gazillionth time. Fat Mario thought on how he could rescue Peach, and he then turned to Toad, nodding. Toad gasped, and he smiled, running off towards the northern direction, with Red Mario right close behind.
As the two male protagonists ran, they paused and looked to their right, to see a fat, yellow-capped plumber wearing purple overalls, holding a trophy gun. The strange fat man chuckled, and he aimed the trophy gun at Stupid Mario and Toad.
EBIN FART MAN
Somari easily recognized Wario. Not stooping down to his rival's level, Mario ran towards the mountainous cliff and jumped on the several rocky ledges, making it to the top and facing Wario. Wario turned around, and he grinned, placing away his trophy gun and getting into a fighting stance. Mario rolled his eyes, and he bent over as he watched Wario use a shoulder bash. Mario then got up, and grabbed Wario from the back, swinging the fat plumber around and chucking him off the cliff, watching him crash down hard on the concrete path.
Toad was shaking with fright as he watched Purple Wario twitch in pain. Mario jumped down from the cliff, and he approached Toad, patting him on the shoulder. Toad smiled, and he then turned around, running back towards the northern direction, with Mario following while Yellow Wario was left behind, growling and complaining as he lied weakly on the hard concrete, his left leg twitching.
Hotel Mario Joined your Team!