"Miss Galinda smells like rose-water and lavender…" Boq said dreamily to Fiyero

"People smell like stuff?" exclaimed the prince, ".Oz! I must travel through Shiz and see what people smell like!"

"What? Fiyero, buddy that's a stupid idea…a really stupid idea" nagged the munchkin

"You're a stupid idea" Accused Fiyero before walking out the door ready to smell the people of Shiz.

The first person Fiyero ran into was Avaric, walking with Pfannee and ShenShen.

"Avaric, bro, let me smell you" he asked hopefully

"Sure, why not!" Exclaimed the Gillikinese boy. Fiyero leaned in and took a big whiff. "So, what do I smell like?" asked Avaric

"You smell…..great" The taller boy lied through gritted teeth. On his notepad he wrote down what his friend smelt like and kept walking. He eventually found his way into the girl's dormitories, and after an unpleasant visit with Madame Morrible he found himself in Nessarose's dorm chatting idly with her and Boq.

"So, how's you…uh…hunt for body odour going?" asked Boq

"Well, Miss Nessarose if you wouldn't mind…"

"You want to smell me?" she asked, shocked.

"Yep!" he answered proudly

"Fine" she said grudgingly holding out her hand. Fiyero picked it up gently and smelt it, and then started hysterically laughing.

"What?"

"You….hahaha…smell….like…hahahahahah" Nessa turned her back to him, so Fiyero turned to Boq.

"Boq, let me smell you" The munchkin sighed and held out his arm, Fiyero put on his thinking face and wrote it down and left the room.

He was running down the hallway at this point to get to his girlfriend's dorm.

"Elphie…" he pounded on the door, the green girl opened it with a scowl.

"What?" she asked impatiently

"Elphie let me smell you!"

"First of all, don't call me Elphie. Second, go smell your girlfriend!" She rolled her eyes walking back into the room; leaving the door open. Fiyero walked in and up to Galinda, giving her a hug and smelling her. "Fi-Fi!" She exclaimed

"Hmm Boq was right!"

"About?" asked the girls in unison

"He knew that Galinda smelled good! Don't you think elphie?"

"That Boq knows what Galinda smells like? I think it's creepy" she answered opening a book. Fiyero came and sat by her on her be and put his chin on her shoulder. She sighed loudly.

"Whatcha reading, elphie?"

"Don't call me elphie"

"Fine", he pouted, "Whatcha reading, Fae?" he asked again

"If I let you smell me will you go away?" she was very irritated by now

"Yep!"

"Fine!" she growled. He hugged her around the neck smelling her hair. "Thanks Fae!" he said going to the door, "Bye, Glin"

Elphaba was about to slam the door when Fiyero said, "wait!"

"What?"

"It's missing something, look" he insisted handing her the list. She looked at it and bit her lip, Fiyero thought she looked cute when she did that.

Avaric- B/O and hookers

Morrible- Fish and Sadness

Nessarose- Roses (lol)

Boq- Corn

Galinda- Cotton Candy

Elphie- Happiness

Elphaba rolled her eyes at him, "whatever it's missing it's not here. Go away" she said slamming the door, but then an idea struck Fiyero and he knocked on the door again.

"What is it now, Tigelaar?" she grumbled

"Smell me"

"What?"

"Smell. Me."

"You smell like an idiot"

"okay. I-D-E-A-T" Fiyero spelled out loud. He looked at it and put on his thinking face again. "Elph-Fae, how do you spell 'Idiot'?" he asked innocently "F-I-Y-E-R-O-T-I-G-E-L-A-A-R, that's how you spell idiot"

"But that spells….oh…Hey! That's mean!" he said before te door slammed in his face.