NEW YEAR'S BASH --- An Inuyasha Fanfic
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha. Rumiko Takahashi does. Also, I don't Onegai Twins, Rurouni Kenshin, Ranma ½, or Onegai Teacher (the characters from these shows are going to make appearances in this fanfic). Also, I don't own the snacks in this fanfiction, such as the coke, ramune candies, and the Pretz.
Chapter 1: Arrival
RING RING! RING RING!
Kagome quickly raced for the phone, nearly dropping the snacks she was preparing. Placing some crackers down on the counter, she picked it up, returning to the food.
"Hello?"
"Hey, Kagome," the person on the line said.
"Oh! Hey, Maiku. What's up?"
"Nothing much. I just needed to ask if we needed to bring anything to the party tonight."
"Um, you can if you want. Bring some soda or something."
"Alright. Then I guess we'll be there in an hour."
"Okie dokie."
"MAIKU!!! DO YOU KNOW WHERE I PUT MY CD'S!?!" The girls from Maiku's house could be heard on the other end of the phone, making Maiku sigh deeply.
"See you later," Maiku said.
"Ok, bye."
Kagome quickly hung up the phone and rushed back to preparing the munchies for a new year's party she was throwing that night. She opened the pack of crackers she had in her hand and spread them out on a platter along with an assortment of cheese and salami. She then worked on a vegetable platter with dip.
"Sota! Could you please help me with this stuff?" she asked her brother who was playing video games in the next room.
"Sure thing, sis!"
"Just set all this up on the table in the living room while I get ready for the party."
"Ok."
DING DONG!
Kagome quickly ran to answer the door. Her good friends Inuyasha, Shippo, Miroku, and Sango stood there. Inuyasha was the first to walk in with a large boar over his shoulders.
"What's THAT for?" Kagome asked with a puzzled look on her face.
"Your grandfather asked me to bring it," Inuyasha replied, setting the boar down on the ground.
"Ah, that's a good lad," Kagome's grandfather said as he walked in from the shrine, "That'll be prefect for tonight."
"So, you're gonna cook it?" Kagome asked.
"Yeah," her grandfather replied.
"Ok, well you guys get that stuff done. Sango, can you help me get ready?"
"Sure, Kagome," Sango replied with a smile.
"Oh, and Miroku, if you could be so kind as to open the door when it rings."
"Of course, lady Kagome," Miroku replied.
With that said, Kagome and Sango hurried upstairs. Inuyasha went out to the back where Grandpa had set up a fire to roast the boar. Shippo and Sota sat together and played video games until more guests arrived. Miroku simply sat by the door and waited for the doorbell to ring.
Sure enough, within 10 minutes, the doorbell rang. Miroku sprung to his feet and rushed to answer the door. A young man and woman stood there with bright smiles. The woman had pinkish hair tied back with a few curls hanging down, wore an outfit fitting for a teacher, slender body, and wore simple glasses. Miroku was truly impressed.
The young man was about the same height as the woman, had short, light colored hair, wore glasses, and wore an outfit that was fitting as a school uniform.
"Hello. I'm Mizuho Kazami, Kagome's teacher," the young woman said, "This IS the Higurashi residence, is it not?"
"U-u-u-um, yeah," Miroku stuttered as he resisted the urge to ask the famous question.
"Hee hee! Ok! I was afraid we might have knocked on the wrong door. By the way, this is my husband, Kei."
'So she's married… bummer,' Miroku thought as he let them in.
"Oh, hi Mrs. Kazami," Sota said as he shut off the PS2.
"Hello, Sota."
Just then, Kagome came downstairs to join everyone. Instead of her way too familiar uniform, she wore a black skirt, a cute red sweater, and had her hair pulled back nicely with a clip decorated with elegant rhinestones. She then noticed that her classmate, Kei, was sitting there, along with Mrs. Kazami.
"Mrs. Kazami!?! What are you doing here!?!" Kagome was shocked to see her teacher sitting in her living room.
"I'm here for the party, silly," Mizuho answered with a smile.
Kei could tell that Kagome was seriously confused about that situation, so he decided to try and make things a little bit more clear.
"Um… Mrs. Kazami is my wife Kagome."
"WHAT!?!"
"Let me explain… You know how you have your ability to travel to the feudal era of Japan?"
"Yeah… HEY WAIT! HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!"
"I witnessed it happen when Mrs. Kazami went to your house to ask about how you were doing with your 'sicknesses.' Your grandfather noticed that I saw what you were REALLY doing and explained it all to us… but don't worry. Your secret is safe with us, since we too have a secret."
"And that is? Tell me about this 'being married to Mrs. Kazami' thing."
"Mrs. Kazami isn't what you think she is. She's an alien from outer space. She's a member of what is known as the Galactic Federation who was sent to Earth to monitor its development. I witnessed her land here and began to freak out when I saw her the next day as my teacher. A few complications took place and before you knew it, we were forced to get married to cover up a few misunderstandings. However, we fell in love and decided to remain this way… does that make everything clear?"
Kagome could feel her mouth hanging down as she heard everything Kei had to say. After a few moments, she brought her thoughts all together and nodded.
"Don't worry. Your secret is safe with me," Kagome said with an awkward smile.
"Thank you, Ms. Higurashi," Mizuho said sweetly.
"Well then, let me introduce you to my friends from the feudal era," Kagome said, since there was nothing left to hide, "This young woman next to me is Sango. She's a demon slayer. The young man who let you into the house is Miroku. He's a monk with… um… weird yet useful talents, if that makes any sense. The little boy over there by my brother is Shippo. He's a fox-demon who was orphaned, so we decided to take care of him. And—"
Kagome was interrupted when Inuyasha called out her name.
"HEY! KAGOME! WHERE DO YOU KEEP THOSE NOODLE THINGS!?!"
Kagome sighed and smiled, "And that's Inuyasha. He's a half dog demon with amazing strength."
Sota quickly went to the kitchen to help Inuyasha with his "Ramen Noodle" crisis.
"Well, it's a pleasure to meet you all," Kei and Mizuho said together.
DING DONG! DING DONG!
Once again, Miroku raced to the door to answer it. This time, a young man and TWO young girls were standing at the door. The young man seemed to be the same age as Kagome. He had short, purple-ish hair, beautiful yet unusual sky blue eyes, and had a slender yet well defined body. The two young girls had the same color eyes; only one girl had short, light chestnut hair and a seemed to have an out going personality, while the other girl had long greenish hair and seemed to have a more shy personality. Both girls had good figures in Miroku's eyes.
"Oh! Maiku, Miina, and Karen! Welcome," Kagome called from the living room.
"Hey, Kagome," Maiku said with a slight smile, "I brought some coke and ramune candies for the party."
"Oh ok! Thank you! "
"Um… and I also brought a bunch of Pretz if that's ok," Karen added with a shy tone.
"Thank you very much, Karen."
"OH! And I brought some CD's for entertainment," Miina added with a hyper tone.
"Um… ok… Thanks. ;;"
Suddenly, a swift wind began to pick up within the living room. A small tornado appeared on top of a coffee table, revealing a young woman.
"KAGURA!?!" Inuyasha and the gang yelled out in surprise.
Kagura couldn't help but smile at everyone's surprised looks.
"Hahaha! I couldn't help but make a beautiful entrance such as that," Kagura said as she closed her fan.
"What are YOU doing here, Kagura!?!" Inuyasha placed his hand on Tetsusaiga.
"No need to draw that fang of yours, Inuyasha. I didn't come here to fight. I came for the party."
"How did you find out about it?" Kagome asked.
"Naraku's saimyoshou can gather some VERY useful information," Kagura replied with an unusual smile.
"Hmm… Well, as long as you don't start any fights," Kagome said hesitantly.
"Um, Ms. Higurashi…? Is this another person from the feudal era?" Mizuho asked.
"Yeah. Her name is Kagura. She's a wind demon."
"Nice to meet you," Kagura said, bowing her head slightly.
"If you're here, that must mean that Naraku is nearby as well," Miroku growled.
"Yes, but he's in an extremely unusual good mood today. I doubt he'll start up anything tonight," Kagura said as she took a seat.
DING DONG! DING DONG!
"I'll get it," Mizuho said as she raced for the door.
Standing at the door were four men and three girls. One young man had black hair tied in a small braid, had dark eyes, and wore a red and black martial arts outfit. Another young man had short black hair with a bandana around his forehead, had dark eyes, and wore a yellow and black outfit. The third young man had long black hair, wore huge glasses, and wore a white and black outfit. The final young man had short brown hair, dark eyes, and wore a kendo outfit.
The first young woman had short raven-black hair, dark eyes, and wore a yellow dress. Another young woman had long purple hair, dark eyes, and wore a Chinese dress. The final woman had long blackish- brown hair with a white ribbon keeping it from her face, had dark eyes, and wore a purple and black outfit with spatulas on her waist.
"Oh... Ranma! You were invited too," Mizuho said with a smile.
"Yeah."
All seven of them entered the house and took a seat in Kagome's living room. Kagome took out a small piece of paper and began to check off all of the guests which had arrived.
"Let's see… Inuyasha, Miroku, Shippo, and Sango… Kei… Maiku… Miina… Karen… Ranma… Ryoga, Kuno, Mousse, Akane, Shampoo, and Ukyo… So that just leaves Kenshin, Kaoru, Sanosuke, and Yahiko."
Suddenly, there was a loud THUMP outside.
"What the!?!" Kagome's grandfather could be heard freaking out outside.
"Sesshoumaru-samaaaaaaaaa!" A little girl's voice could be heard in the backyard.
"Sesshoumaru!?!" Inuyasha and the gang felt their mouths drop as they heard the sound of Inuyasha's brother's name being called out.
Kagome's grandfather quickly ran into the house in a panicked manner, shutting the door behind him.
"DON'T OPEN THE DOOR!!!" Grandpa said nervously.
"What's going on?" Kei asked.
"An enormous two headed beast just appeared out of nowhere with a two demons and a little girl… As a matter of fact, one of the demons sort of resembled you, Inuyasha."
Just then, Sesshoumaru entered the house, along with Rin and Jaken. Kagura's eyes grew wide and glittered as she saw him walk into the living room. She then began to blush slightly.
"What are YOU doing here, Sesshoumaru!?!" Inuyasha once again was about to pull out Tetsusaiga.
Sesshoumaru simply glared at his brother, keeping silent.
"WELL!?!"
"… I came for the party," Sesshoumaru answered.
"Um… how did you find out as well?" Kagome asked curiously.
Sesshoumaru looked at Kagome for a moment, then sat down on the couch. His toady minion found himself looking around at his strange new surroundings, getting a little bit edgy. He then glanced at Kagome's cat, Buyo, and poked it with his staff. Buyo, getting irritated, pounced on Jaken.
"Oi, Sesshoumaru-sama?" The little girl, Rin, tugged at Sesshoumaru's fluffy tail to catch his attention.
"Nani, Rin?"
"Jaken-sama seems—"
"Just leave him."
"Um… ok!"
HOOOOOWL!!!!!
The sound of a wolf howling then flowed though the living room, causing Mizuho to grab onto Kei for dear life. Inuyasha's ear twitched slightly as well as his nose. Putting on a scowl, he looked at Kagome.
"…It's HIM…"
"You mean—"
Koga, Ginta, and Hikaku suddenly ran into the room with big smiles.
"KAGOMEEEEE!!!" Koga quickly ran over to her and gave her a big hug.
Inuyasha clenched his fist and knocked Koga away from Kagome defensively.
"What are you doing here, you mangy wolf!?!"
"I followed Kagura into this weird well so I could finally get rid of her… but then I found myself here. I was able to pick up Kagome's scent over here, so I came to check it out. What about you, mutt-face? What excuse do you have?" Koga put on a teasing grin.
"That's none of your concern!"
"You weren't trying to take away my woman, were you, dog-turd?"
"YOUR woman!?!"
"That's right."
"Um… Kagome? What's going on?" Miina asked.
"Heh heh… He's a wolf-demon from the feudal era…" Kagome replied as she tried to take in all of these surprising visits.
"AIEEEEEEEE!!!" Karen let out a big scream as one of the wolf started to walk towards her.
"N-n-nyuu…" Karen said under her breath.
"UH-OH!" Maiku ran over to Karen's side.
"Nyuuuuuuuuuuu!" Karen suddenly passed out, Maiku catching her before she hit the floor.
"Oh my god! What happened to her?" Sango asked worriedly.
"She has a tendency of passing out when she's surprised or scared," Maiku explained.
"Poor girl," Miroku said.
"Does she always say that 'nyuu' thing too?" Inuyasha asked with his eyes wide open in shock.
"Yeah. That's how Maiku knew to run over to her before she collapsed," Miina answered.
"It's all YOUR fault, you stupid wolf!"
"Oh don't pin this on ME, mutt-face!"
"Cut it out, you guys," Shippo said, keeping his distance from the feuding pair.
Sniff sniff! Sniff sniff!
"He's here… NARAKU!!!" Inuyasha blurted out as he look towards the stairs where sure enough, Naraku was walking down, along with Kanna and Hakudoushi. Following close behind was Kikyo. Inuyasha could help but stiffen up at the sight of her.
"K-Kikyo…"
"Let me guess… More people from the feudal era?" Miina asked as she supported Karen's limp body.
"Yeah," Kagome answer with a pale look on her face.
"Don't go running off to Kikyo, Inuyasha," Miroku whispered into his ear, nudging his stomach sharply.
"… I won't."
DING DONG! DING DONG!!!
Maiku walked over to the door to answer it. Standing there was Kenshin Himura, Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sanosuke. Two other people were standing there as well, whom he didn't recognize.
"Come on in. The party is about to start," Maiku said with a slight smile.
"Thank you, Kamishiro-kun," Kaoru said smiling back.
"Um, who are they?"
"We don't know. They were looking for this place, so we brought them over."
"Um, ok."
Everyone entered the living room, including both of the unknown guests. Inuyasha's eyes once again grew wide as he saw the two of them.
"BANKOTSU!?! AND JAKOTSU!?! HOW THE HELL!?!"
"INUYASHA!!!!" Jakotsu blushed a deep red when he saw Inuyasha.
"Easy, Jakotsu," Bankotsu said, putting Banryuu (his weapon) in front of Jakotsu to keep him from going anywhere.
"But he's so adorable!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO HAVE HIM!!!!"
Jakotsu quickly pulled out his sword and swung it towards Inuyasha, who quickly ducked under the snack-table. The sword looked as if it extended and shifted in Inuyasha's direction, just missing him.
"JAKOTSU!" Bankotsu said, raising his voice.
"Yes, sir?"
"That will be enough."
"Awwwww."
"Sheath your sword."
"Oh, alright."
Jakotsu sheathed his sword and sat down on one of the spare chairs. Looking around the room, he then notices all of the women sitting around, causing his eye to twitch.
"W-women… THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!! WHAT IND OF SICK PLACE IS THIS!?!" Jakotsu yelled, freaking out.
"For the last time, CALM DOWN!!!" Bankotsu yelled getting irritated.
"Well, it seems like everyone is here," Kagome said as she looked at her list, "Time for the party to start!"
Well, I hope you all are finding this fanfic interesting. I'm hope to make this fic one of the funniest stories I've ever written. So please, keep reading and review!