Disclaimer: I don't claim any ownership to any character of Resident Evil, however I do claim ownership to this poem. No duplication please.
A Heroine Among The Evil
She dresses to kill and shoots for the same
Undead find it best to stay out of her way
Her aim's as deadly as her feminine curves
No other cops abilities come close to matching hers
With deep determination she displays agility and adaptation
While remaining in control of any situation
With a wiggle in her hip she takes down zombie foes
So sexy and deadly no one else comes even close
The gleam in her eyes warns she's not one to cross
While she's rescuing civilians whatever the cost
She's the perfect combination of being so sexy and so tuff
When it comes to killing evil mutations she just can't get enough
When the evil strikes you'll be glad she's on your side
The always alert, ready, and sexy Valentine.