I am back. ::jumps up and down like a kid who just got everything she wanted for Christmas.:: I know I am not supposed to be on a computer when I am at basic but I didn't make it that far. I did try but I couldn't adjust to military life, well that's what it said on my discharge papers. Good thing is if I want to I can go back in 2 years if that's what I want. So now I am Embyr Black the Ex Army Brat. I thought of some really funny ideas and wrote a couple of them out while I was waiting to go home. This is one of them. It's not much but one of them has to do w/ military life and stuff. This is just something I thought of while I was trying to figure out where else to go w/ my Second Cousin story. So enjoy well try to at least, its really stupid and I had too much time on my hand.
(Sing to any tune u want to)
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Harry Potter is number one
He has fought Voldemort & won
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Ron needs some more money
Cuz Lavender Brown is his honey
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Hermione likes to keep her head in books
She don't give a shit bout her looks
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Ginny likes the famous Potter
To her, he just keeps getting hotter
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James was a great quidditch player
Maybe he should have been a muggle mayor
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Lily was a beautiful red head
So sad, cuz now she's dead
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Remus has a really gentle heart
Some think he is playing a part
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Sirius was James best friend
Now he is almost at his wits end
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Peter is a horrible friend
Don't let ur life depend on him
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Lord Voldie wants to rule the world
Looking at him makes me want to hurl
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Death Eaters think they are kool
But everybody knows they are cruel
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Dumbledore is getting really old
He told Fudge where to go
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Hedwig is as white as the snow
She helps Harry when he is feeling low
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Pig is a fluffy feather ball
Never listens when he is called
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Vernon is a big dunderhead
He wishes Potter was dead
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Petunia is an ugly horsed face jealous bitch
She should be the one they call a witch
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Dudley is a really fat cow
He needs to lose weight now
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Draco really deserves a huge merit
For being the worlds best looking ferret
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Percy hates to break a rule
He is as much fun as a mule
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Fred & George are prankster twins
Both need to be put in loony bins
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I know its stupid but if u read my a/n at the top of the page u know why. So enjoy and I will start updating other things before I have to get a job ::shudders:: any wayz r/r
Embyr Black