Just a humorous little one shot full of randomosity.

"Cedward! You're alive!" shouted Bella. She had just finished watching Harry Potter 4, and had come to the conclusion that Cedric and Edward was, in fact, the same person.

"Bella have you lost your marbles? My name is Edward. I no nothing of this Cedward you speak of," said Edward with shifty eye.

"Cedward, your secret is safe with me, I know what you really are," said Bella.

"Say it out loud," said Edward right behind her. (Oh Twilight movie reference!)

"Wizard," she said breathing heavily.

"What? How did you know? I thought I kept that secret quite well, not even my family knows about! How did you find out?" said Edward surprised.

"Um, there's a movie about it love, but you're supposed to be dead, seeing as you died and all," said Bella.

Edward became flustered, and didn't want to talk about this anymore, so he said, "Yeah, well, erm, yeah. EMMETT'S SPIDER MAN!"

"I KNEW it!" shouted Bella.

Emmett suddenly came into the room, but he was crawling on the ceiling. "Damn it Eddy, I told you not to tell anyone."

"Yeah, well, I have my own secret identities to protect, like how I am Cedric Diggory, and teenage heartthrob Rob Pattinson," said Edward.

"He is quite dreamy," concluded Emmett.

"I'd say," Bella added.

Suddenly Rosalie came in screaming "OMFG! IT'S ROB PATTINSON! OMG I LOVE YOU!"

Emmett's face fell, "I thought you loved me?"

"Ew, gross no. Besides isn't Spiderman gay?" said Rose.

"That's what I always thought," said Bella.

"Jasper is Robin!" shouted Emmett, "Everyone knows Robin is probably the gayest superhero of them all."

"What the Hale? No I'm not, I'm Aquaman." said Jasper, who was canoodling with dolphins. Pink dolphins to be exact.

"I stand corrected," said Emmett.

"Well Alice is actually Tyra Banks in disguise!" said Jasper.

"Work that weave girl!" shouted Alice, appearing out of nowhere.

"I see the resemblance," said Cedward, in a serious, non sarcastic way.

"I wish I had a secret identity," said Jacob.

"Where did you come from?" asked Bella.

"I don't know," said Jacob.

"But you do have a secret identity, Jakie-poo," sneered Rosalie, "You're SHARKBOY!"

"Oh yeah," said Jacob excitedly.

Suddenly they all broke out into disco dancing. Roller disco dancing to be exact.

The End.