Hi! This is a very random fic I came up in four in the morning, same as my other one 'Fan Girls R' Us'. But don't fear, I wrote this in an appropriate time! This stars a lot of people but mainly, Ian Kabra. This will be terribly OOC. So... yeah. This is pay back of what he did to Amy! (No, not Another Artist, I meant Amy Cahill!) This is filled with humor, beware!

Dedicated to: Kashi-san. [I'm proving a point here!]

The Video and Random Babbling

"W-Who are you?" Ian Kabra asked, scared.

He was sitting near a table with a lamp in front of him. It was a dark room, pitch-black, actually. Ian was scared, unlikely of him. He was in a dark room with only one small light shining and was tied in ropes.

After a few moments of waiting for an answer, a girl replied. "Kaye." She turned on the lights so he can see her.

"Who is this Kaye, you speak of?" Ian asked, shaking.

"Me! You blithering idiot!" Kaye yelled to him.

"Yes, yes, feeling a little English now," Ian started.

Kaye frowned.

Ian continued. "So, you want me all for yourself? I appreciate that but I'm-"

"NO! Of course not," Kaye yelled, again. "I don't want to be stuck with a blithering idiot like you!"

Ian stayed silent.

Kaye just stared at him and said; "I captured you because-"

"You didn't capture me; you just dragged me here from an important phone call. And I was trying to get out of your grip!" Ian started to rub his wrist.

"Not the point!" Kaye said, putting her hands in the air. "I mean, I am here to show you a video-"

"What video?" Ian asked, dumbfounded.

Kaye laughed.

"What are you laughing about?" Ian asked, more dumbfounded than ever.

Kaye laughed more. "Dumbfounded! Hahaha! Dumbfounded, you! Hahaha!"

Ian just stared at her. "Now, I am not dumb-"

Before any other explanation from the idiot, Kaye interrupted. "Whoever wrote that dumbfounded-thing, is a genius!"

"But aren't you the author of this "so-called" story?" Ian said, trying to put air quotes to the words but was apparently tied up.

Kaye stopped laughing. "Oh yeah…"

Ian nodded. "I am the-"

"I'm awesome then! Hah! In your stupid face, Ian!"

Ian just shook his head. "No offense but… Wait, with offense! You're childish! Just look at you!"

Kaye was wearing a black shirt (for camouflage and being a ninja!) and cargo pants. "What? I am childish! Well, at least I look normal for my own age and you look like an eighteen year old!"

Ian stared at her in shock. "Well, at least I'm more mature!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Stop with that childish game, I am not childish!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Stop it, or I'll sue you for everything you're worth!" Ian yelled. "And get me out of these ropes!"

"Nuh uh!"

"Grr…"

"Ooh, Ian Kabra, oops sorry, Ian Cobra is actually growling. Wait, do Cobras even growl? New discovery!"

Then the Starling triplets came in. "Wait, what? A new discovery?" Sinead asked, excited.

"Yes Sinead," Kaye said. "A new discovery."

"What are you waiting for?" Ned said, almost jumping to the high ceiling. "Tell us!"

Kaye smirked.

"Why are you smirking?" Ian said, starting to get angry. "That's my signature move!"

"Well, too bad!" Kaye smirked, again.

"Grr…"

"So, there you have it, a Cobra growling." The triplets just shook their heads.

"What?" she asked.

"Why did you even call us?" Ted started.

Ned continued. "I thought you would be telling us a discovery that can change the world!"

"One, Ted, I didn't call you here. You just appeared out of nowhere. Two, Ned, you were like: "What's the discovery?" and I was like: "Whoa, whoa, wait a second!" and you were like: "What is it?" and I told you about it then you were like-"

"Okay, that's enough with the likes," Sinead blurted out. "So, who called us here?"

Kaye shrugged.

"Hey, what about me?" Ian yelled.

Kaye threw a potato at him. "Ouch! I'm going to sue you for this when I get out!"

Kaye threw another potato at him. "Ow! Never mind."

"Good." A person came near, clapping his hands, slowly.

"W-Who are you?" Ian asked, again.

"I'm NinjaSaladin123," he said. "Also known as…"

Kaye held herself, he was about to take off his mask.

"Dan."

"Oh phew!" Kaye said, letting out a big sigh, containing a lot of drama. "I thought you were some kind of an evil peanut butter made monkey or something."

"That would be so cool! Dan said, playfully. "We'd be like: "Give it up, monkey or you would be eaten."

Kaye laughed. Ian and the triplets just stared at the two.

"Well, we're outta here," the triplets said, then disappeared.

"Hey, what about me?" Ian asked, trying to get out of the ropes.

"Oh yeah, you." Kaye walked to him, pushed his chair somewhere in the middle of the room. "There."

"What is this about?"

"The video, remember?"

"Ah yes."

"Let's start." Kaye pulled out a remote from nowhere, a big remote it was. "Turn on, cable, DVD…"

"What are you muttering about?" Ian asked, started to get scared, for maybe, the crazy childish idiot might show him something unforgettable.

"Ah, here we go!" she said, pressing the button.

Then the video started. Ian's eyes widened.

Yes, it's OOC, I know. Flames are accepted and whatsoever. I just felt like doing this because of what Ian Growling Kabra did to our beloved Amy Cahill! It's pay back! *evil laugh*

So, I mean. Uh... Hope you like it? And please visit my poll in my profile after reading this, there's an important question there...

Review! I would love that!

To Kashi: Did I prove my point? PM me.

Have a nice day!

~Kaye

P.S Is this a cliffie. Yes, right?