On New Year's Eve, I was allowed by Dog-sama to go and spend the New Year with the notorious Akatsuki.
Dang! 'S gonna be SO MUCH FUN! KYAAAH!~
So anyway, I made my luggage and went into Karakura. From there, I went into the Naruto dimension, into Hokage's office, through some woods, with Kakashi-sensei and his ninja mutt and then... finally, to the Akatsuki HQ.
Kakashi waved buh-bye and the huge rock lifted into air. There, greeted me TOBBY!
"Well, how ya doin' Obito-san?"
"TOBBY IS MADARA NOT OBITO! MA-DA-RA!"
Look folk, logically thinkin', you have just one eye.
*nod*
So when Obito died, he also died with one eye.
*nod*
You both are brunette.
*nod nod*
And both stupid looking.
*nod nod nod*
"HEY WAIT! TOBBY IS A GOOD BOY!"
Yeah, I didn't say you weren't. Now, ON TO THE BUSSINES!
Oh look! Itachiii!~ Hisashi buri. I haven't seen him since he was taken to the police station because he video-raped Hinata.
"I didn't."
"Oh, here you are. I thought you were deaf."
"BLIND! It's... blind for god's sake."
"Oh, okay."
So, for New Year's evening party ICH HABE SUCH GREAT PLANES!! Gahahahha. I love me, btw.
But back to the topic. I was planning on havin' Zetsu help me with the supplies.
"Oh btw, where is Leader-sama?"
"Oh... he's gone to Hawaii."
Oh that sounds familiar...
How it really happened
Diing Doong!
Diing Doong!
(or how the hell's the phone sound)
Leader-sama anwered.
"Helluuu?"
"It's me, Aizen-sama."
"Oooooooh, long time no... Talk!" (Inner Leader-sama: You narcissist bastard, calling yourself "-sama")
"It's about my daughter... Lavi-san."
A chilly wind raced through Leader-sama's bones.
"Y-yes?"
"She's going to spend the New Year in Akatsuki HQ."
"OH NOEEEES!~"
"Calm down, Pein-san. I bought two tickets to Hawaii to get rid of the consequences."
"OH MY GOD, MY HQ ARE GOING TO BE RUUUUINED~!"
"Let Zetsu take care."
"OOH GOODNESS CRAVEY!"
And that's how it happened. Boo
Anyway, gone to settle business with Zestuuu-san~. ITEKIMASU.
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"Oh I didn't know Zetsu lives in a hen-coop."
"It's a GARDEN Lavi-san."
"Kowai... "
So anyway. How's the supplies thing going Zetsu-san?
"Weed-checked. Alcohol-checked. Cigarettes-ch--"
"Oh wait. I'm asthmatic."
"Ok, scratch Cigarettes."
"Oh btw, did you read Perfume of Cigarettes?"
"What's that?"
"Oh, my fanfiction."
"Huh...???"
Oh well, it was after all a busy day. IT'S GONNA BE ONE HELL OF A PARTY!
I have greeted the other members as well. Deidara-san is fine, he just lost his penis but he will handle it for the rest of his bloody life. Itachi-san has ruined the bathroom with his blind poop once again and Tobi is spoiling himself WITHIN it. Bwuahahahaha, caught that?
Hidan-san is arguing with his own head. He tells himself to come to himself... Wait what?
"Lavi-san, would you mind sticking back Hidan?"
"Stinking?"
"Sticking."
"Stocking?"
"OH FORGET IT, I'M GONNA HAVE TEH SAKE."
Oh, that was Kakuzu-san. He's easily angered. It's all about his adrenaline but let's keep it all quiet.
Konan is up in her room, piercing her navel. Hidan said he saw a river of blood in front of her door.
"OH MY HEAVENS! I PIERCED MY PALM!"
No bitch, that was Kisame playing Darts again. Oh btw, Kisame here, likes to play Darts from a few miles distance. Right now he's savoring Marijuana specially prepared by Zetsu to taste like tuna.
You know, when Kisame eats tuna he usually pis--"
"OH MY GOD I PISSED MYSELF!"
Gahahahah.
Sasori's ghost decided to hang on with us and right now is arguing with Itachi.
"I CAN SEE YOU!"
"NO YOU CAN'T DUMBASS, I'M A GHOST!"
"I CAN! I'M TELLING YOU I CAN--Oh my god..."
"What?"
"Nani?Nani?"
"I'M HAVING... A REVERIE!"
"Oh my god, call the ambulance Itachi fainted!"
Ouch, guess I should move in a more peaceful place. So I'm heading to Leader-sama's office.
When I got in, I had the HUGEST surprise IN MY LIFE!
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Nah, joking, it was just Orochimaru, searching through Leader-sama's office.
"Oh hey you damn smexy dead piece of snake! How ya doin'?"
"Oh I'd love to stay for the party dear but I have something to study!"
And he ran away with a bunch of papers. Freak.
So anyway, I hope I didn't miss anyone. Everyone is doing fine on New Year's eve as you can see, so I'm gonna end it.
OWARI DA BETCHES!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!