Akatsuki Truth Or Dare
Summery: Deidara gets bored as well as Serina, after complaining for forever and a half the members of the Akatsuki cave in and agree to play a game with them...little did they know that the game they where going to play was truth or dare. Utter Crack Some yaoi but no lemon sorry XP
" Please?"
"No"
"Please Un?"
"No"
" PLEASEEEEEEE Hn/Un.!"
" I SAID NO DAMMIT!"
Deidara and Serina pouted as Pein threw them out of his office. Serina wined a little" Why won't anyone play with us DeiDei?" The blonde boomer sighed and pouted" I don't know un. I mean were cute, funny, and probley the only members of this orginization with decent personalities" Serina nodded in agreement and sighed a little. The two sat in the hallway for what seemed like forever untill the young Uchiha smiled and stood up" I have a idea!"
Not less then a hour later every member of the Akatsuki including the leader was in the base's living room. Sora glanced around a little had been in her and Serina's shared room planning on going to visit Gaara when she was called to a emergency meeting." Ok Leader where all here now what was so damn important that you just had to have us all here?"
Hidan nodded in agreement from Kakuzu's lap." Ya! Me and Kakauzu where trying to have a fucking good time when that stupid blonde came into our room going on and on about some Jashin damned meetin- OW Fuck!" Hidan rubbed the spot on his head from where Sasori had throw a kunai at it. Kakuzu pulled the kunai out and smacked Hidan across the head" OW! WHAT THE FUCK KUZU!" " Don't swear Hidan" " -_-*"
Sasori narrowed his eyes" And don't call my Brat stupid! Besides you idiot, it was Serina who went around telling people about the meeting , not Deidara"
Kisame blinked" What are you talking about Sasori. Hidan's right for once it was Deidara who walked into Mine and Ita's room saying that leader was holding a meeting" Itachi nodded from Kisame's lap in agreement.
Zetsu looked around" What are you talking about? Sasori's right -For Once- It was Serina who mentioned about the meeting -Morons-" Tobi nodded and laughed" Uhuh! And that why Tobi and Zetsu's are here like good boys!"
Pein blinked from his spot on the couch beside Konan" What are you all going on about? What meeting? Serina and Deidara barged into my office saying that Hidan and Kakuzu where on the couch getting to third base, and that Tobi had broken Sasori's puppets to which resulted into him being turned into one"
" Tobi would never break Sasori sempie's puppets! Tobi is a good boy!" Hidan nodded" Ya fucker and why would we trie getting to third base on the couch huh? Where not Shark boy and weasle- FUCKING OW!" His comment granted one of Itachi's kunais logged into his neck. Kakuzu sighed and pulled it out again before stiching up the cut, mummbleing about a certin zeliot needing to keep his mouth shut.
Konan looked around" Speaking of Serina and Deidara ...where are they?" The other members stopped there bikering and looekd around the room, only to see that neither of the two where there.
Pein turned white a little and hit his head" Oh fuck no"
Serina and Deidara appered in the room both smileing." Hello all!" Sasori growled and looked at Deidara" Brat what are you to planning I swear if it's stupid , tonight I will go pissed Seme on your poor Uke ass"
Deidara smiled" Were not doing anything Danna un" he looked at the redhead inoccently while Serina made a couple of hand signs." Serina what are you-" " Done!" She smiled as all the windows and doors in the base locked and a small force field appered made outb of blood , blocking off any chance of escape.
" Serina you will undo that jutsu right now or so help me-" Sora started" So help you what huh? Me and DeiDei are bored and none of you would play with us so we took matters into our own hands. " Pein stood up" I order you two to let us out of here I have work to do" Deidara and Serina smiled at each other.
" Now DeiDei whats the word where looking for as a answer?"
" Don't know un. But leader must since he used it alot when we asked to play."
"Hmmm your right, Oh I remeber it now !" They both smiled at him and looked him dead in the eyes " No!"
Pein growled and looked at Hidan" You have my premission to kill them." Smiling Hidan stood up. Serina laughed" I don't think so...Deidara tell them if they trie to gang up on us what it will win them!" " Well Serina if they trie to hurt us or force us to let them go they win a one way trie to kaboom un! Since I placed bombs all over this room. So all I have to do is make my hand sign un and bye bye peoples!"
Death glares where shot from all over the room at the two. Serina and Deidara just smiled inoccently. Sora growled and looked at Haru" Do something!" He blinked and looked back at her" Like what?" " Your Serina's screw buddy so do something!" He pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. Hidan nodded and looked at Sasori" You two puppet boy! Your the blondes fuck buddy so go submit him into clearing out the bombs!" With a sigh the two stood up and walked over to there lovers.
Serina and Deidara shared a look before walking over to oppisite sides of the room. After about five minutes of low whispers and soft touches mostly made by Serina and Deidara. Sasori and Haru walked back over and sat back down, looks of horror on there faces. Sora blinked and smacked the back of Haru's head." What did she say?" Haru looked at her his eyes wide" I can't stop her"
" How come?"
" Ya how come fucker!"Hidan growled Haru sighed" Lets just say it involves a trip to the Tsukiyomi and catastration."
"..."
" Ya"
Tobi looked at Zetsu" Whats catastration Sempie?" " I'll tell you when your older Tobi - Now shut the hell up-"
Sora blinked and looked at Sasori" And you? What did Dei say " Sasori's face paled a little but still held his emotionless look."Termites"
Sora nodded" Thats not SO bad."
" ...Clay Termites"
" Ya"
Serina and Deidara smiled in victory" Just play a game with us" " Ya un. We just want to play one little game , is that to much to ask" Pein growled" Yes , Itachi your are last hope talk some sence into them please" Itachi sighed and looked Serina dead in the eyes, to which she did the same. The two Uchiha's stood there in silence , exchanging words threw there minds.
"Serina Yes"
" No"
" Yes"
" No, hn"
" Hn"
"Hn Hn"
" Hn?"
Serina smiled" Hn!"
Itachi sighed a little " I can't stop her either" Konan blinked and looked at Sora and Kisame" Since you two have to deal with them what did they say" Both shook there heads in unison and sighed" You don't want to know" Kisame put a arm around Itachi and rubbed his arm. Sora nodded and closed her eyes" You REALY don't want to know"
The other members murmered in agreement before Pein sighed" Fine we will play one game and that is it" Deidara and Serina smiled and high fived" YA!" Tobi smiled and cheered with them" Yay Tobi LOVES games" Sora sighed a little and shook her head. " So what game are we going to play fuckers" Hidan asked turning around in Kakuzu's lap trying to get comfy.
The two tricksters smiled at each other and shared a silent laugh. The other members looked at one another this was not going to be good.
" Truth or Dare"