Yoshinaruto: It is time for Yoshi's ideas for being the Overlord. Lets party!
-The Yoshi Lord-
Yoshi: Welcome to the first season of this new reality show. Dancing with the cars!
Toadsworth: What will we be doing?
Yoshi: Well-
*Mario gets hit by a car*
Yoshi: Marios out.
Toadsworth: So we have to survive?
Yoshi: No, you have to be the last one not hit by a car.
Mario: Can I get back in? That wasn't fair.
Yoshi Fine. I will now announce the competitors!
In red, the flaming Mario!
Mario: I like Fire! *Catches on fire* Ah! My boils on fire!
Yoshi: O.O In green, the semi-flaming Luigi!
Luigi: Ah come on!
Yoshi: In Pink, the heart blowing Peach!
Peach: What?
Yoshi: In Brown, the Flower Girl!
Daisy: Yay I'm the flower girl! *Gets attacked by bees*
Yoshi: In yellow, The gas master Wario.
Wario: Go beans baby!
Yoshi: O.O In purple, the Waluigi!
Waluigi: …...
Yoshi:... Okay, in white its, shy guy?
Shy guy: Yay I'm in! *Gets hit by airplane*
Yoshi: In Black, its the Dynamic Bowser!
Bowser: Alright! *Gets sucked into black hole*
Yoshi: O.O In Black and red, its super Jr.!
Bowser Jr.: Yay! I'm a girl!
Yoshi: Time to start!
*Bowser falls out of black hole*
Yoshi: Mario is the first out when he gets hit by a taxi!
Mario: I'm a fire! *Literally catches on fire and get hit by taxi*
Yoshi: This is gonna be a long show.
-5 minutes later-
Yoshi: Wow, Peach is the only one left, already!
Peach: Yay!
Yoshi: Its time for Mushroom Idol!
Bowser: La-
Yoshi: Next.
Bowser: Aw.
Bowser Jr.: Girls just wanna have fun!
Yoshi: In!
(Goomba Guy: O.O)
Wario: So baby baby one more time!
Yoshi: I'm scarred for life!
Waluigi: I wanna streak! I wanna wanna streak! I just wanna streak!
Yoshi: O.O The horror!
Peach: I love to take a shower! Showers will rock your- Censored for your own protection-!
All: O.O
Daisy: I will freakin destroy all of you people!
Yoshi: O.O In!
Daisy: They love me! I told you I should of gone with screamo!
Toadsworth: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Yoshi: Next!
Goomba: I'm freakin stubby! Vote for me if you wanna get a piece of me!
Goomba Guy: uh. Awkward.
Yoshi: In!
Yoshinaruto: O.O
Old Lady: -Censored for your own protection- -Censored for your own protection- -Censored for your own protection- !
Goomba Guy: Somebody shoot that lady!
Old Lady: *Hits Goomba Guy with purse*
Yoshi: Mushrooms have talent!
Bowser: I can eat people! *Eats audience*
Yoshi: O.O
Yoshi: sigh. I am getting tired of being the Overlord, I'm doing the same old things all the time, why is this so hard, I just wanna be normal again!
Toadsworth: Can I have that toaster?
Yoshi: *Kicks Toadsworth in face*
Harry: Yes Yoshi might finally give up his position as overlord, and I, Harry Tinkleton the 3rd will be the all time overlord!
Goomba Guy: Oh no your not mister tinkie winkie! I will be the next overlord!
Mario: There is a boil on Toadsworth's Toaster!
Harry: …? O.O
Fawful: Fawful likes cheddar!
Midbus: Midbus wants to kick some- Censored for your own protection-.
Fawful: Fawful likes-Censored for your own protection-
Peach: O.O *Runs away*
Shy Guy: I'm in space!
Bowser and Waluigi: Were streaking in space!
Space police: Your under arrest!
Bowser: Aw nuts, there isn't any thing about streaking in space.
Space Police: Its still illegal.
Bowser: Aw.