This story was requested by retro mania. I plan to put my own little spin on it, but I hope you like it all the same. I own nothing, but please read on and review too.

Chapter 1

Fighting could be heard from blocks away. It was coming from the Flintstone and Rubble homes, and while this wasn't unusual tonight it seemed louder than it ever had before. The two houses seemed to glow bright on that particular night and then suddenly a little green figure was floating in-between the two homes. It was Gazoo. As he listened to the happenings inside he shook his head rolling his eyes irritated. Gazoo could hear his two inbaciles inside their homes fighting with their wives and he didn't understand why. He knew that couples fought, it was normal, and then he remembered all the fights he had shared with his better half. If only he could take back all the harsh words he had said. Glinda hadn't wanted him to go on this journey, the journey that brought him here, but he hadn't listened. And now he was stuck here; he would never see her again. Thinking about those fights again he remembered how they had been over something trifle. His two inbaciles were making the same mistakes he had. Their fights right now were over something trifle, something meaningless. They didn't realize how lucky they were. If he could be in there place right at that moment he would have.

"I wish I'd never married you. I should have stayed unmarried and happy then I wouldn't have to ask permission to go do anything," screamed Fred then Barny seconds later. Gazoo heard this, he heard this, and it angered him. They truly were idiots, inbaciles; they had no idea how truly blessed they were. And in that moment he wanted to make them see; he wanted to make them realize what he knew now before it was too late. That the love of a woman was a precious, sacred thing that they were extremely lucky to have in their lives. Then he realized he could show them, he could make them see, and as an idea formed in his head the two men exited their homes meeting in-between. Gazoo didn't notice them nor did they notice him. He knew he had to do this even though his idea was mean nasty in many ways, he knew it would show them how truly blessed they were.

"All they ever do is order us around," growled Fred looking down at Barny.

"I know, I think that's the only reason they married us sometimes," whispered Barny neither of them noticing they were being watched by the little alien. Gazoo didn't say a word his plan fully formed and it wasn't until they finally looked at him that he snapped his fingers. And then everything changed. Before the two men could do anything even scream everything fell away around them and their entire lives changed. The next thing the two men knew, they were standing in front of a large house the size of both of theirs combined, and turning they found Gazoo hovering next to them.

"What just happened?" breathed Barny not looking away from the massive house for a long time. When he finally looked at Fred he could tell he had the same question and not saying a word finally their eyes fell on Gazoo. He had to have something to do with this there was no way he wasn't involved.

"I am helping you two idiots when I really shouldn't. You said you wanted to be unmarried, you wanted to be free, and so I brought you to a place where you are. In this universe, you can have what you want. If that is what you truly want, if not then I'm afraid you're stuck," smiled Gazoo simply.

"What. Did. You. Do." growled Fred his face red with anger.

"Go find out for yourself," said Gazoo before disappearing before their eyes. The two men looked at each other before Fred moved towards the house.

"Barny," screamed Fred turning to still find his friend standing there an indescribable look on his face. He continued to stand there at first, but then he nodded mutely quickly following him up the walkway to the door.

"What do you think is on the other side of that door," asked Barny looking at Fred a scared look in his eyes.

"I don't know, but there's only one way to find out," answered Fred as they both raised their hands to knock. And when the door finally opened, the woman on the other side made their jaws drop. This had to be some sick joke Gazoo was playing, this wasn't possible; what they were seeing couldn't be real.

There stood a woman who looked exactly like Wilma, but also exactly like Betty.

"Fred, are you seeing this?" whispered Barny so low he almost didn't hear him as he continued to stare at the woman. Fred didn't say a word only nodding as he stared too. The woman stared straight back at them an expectant look on her face. But all they could do was stare at her in that moment; it was like their wives had been molded into one.

"Can I help you," asked the woman finally looking at the both of them still.

"Yeah, sorry about that, but you look like…never mind. I'm Fred, this here is Barny, and who would you be," exclaimed Fred his words rushed as he tried to stay calm pointing to Barny as he introduced him. He was still standing there staring at her completely speechless.

"Ok…I'm Wilma…Wilma Rubble. Why are you in front of my house knocking on my door," whispered the woman a suspious look in her eyes. But before Fred could answer her or even think up an answer to give her he heard a crash. And when he looked down he found Barny on the ground out cold. He had fainted.