A/N: Almost all dialouge, but it's still good.
Warning: Cheese ahead.
Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly.
Sam walked into the Shay's apartment to see Freddie sitting on the couch. Carly was gone to find some party supplies to set up for Freddie's birthday party tonight.
"Hey Sam." he said.
"Hey Freddie." she replied.
"What's that?" he asked, motioning to an object in her hand.
"It's your birthday present." Sam grinned.
"Oh, God. Should I be afraid?" Freddie's eyes widened in fear.
"For your life." Sam grinned cheekily.
"..." Freddie went.
"Oh be serious, Fredweird. Don't be such a pansy. Open it." Sam said, sticking her present out for him.
"I'm wary that you got me anything at all. What on earth...?"
"Just open it, nub!" she rolled her eyes.
He did. Inside were little strips of paper that Sam had ripped out and wrote, "A Free of Puckett-Harassment Day."
Freddie stared at it incredulously.
"Sam..."
"What? Don't you like it? I thought that with all the crap I put you through, I should at least lay off on your birthday."
"..."
"You don't like it? You'd rather have an actual present? Cause I can go get one..."
Freddie chuckled and pulled Sam in a big hug.
"W-what are you doing?" She didn't pull away.
"Thanks. But...I like you harassing me."
"You do?"
"Of course. You are the mose abrasive...most...infuriating...most...wonderful girl I have ever laid my eyes on. I love you, Sam."
Sam's eyes started to water and she let a few tears fall.
"Nub. How's it your birthday and I got the present?" She asked.
Freddie smiled.
"You give me presents every day. Your very existance makes me happy. Sam...will you be my girlfriend?"
Sam laughed and nodded.
"Duh. Now come give Momma some sugar."
Freddie leaned in and their lips touched for the second time. It was alot less awkward than their first kiss together.
"Happy Birthday, Freddie." Sam said.
Freddie held Sam close.
"I've got my greatest gift right here."
A/N: Okay. Complete cheeze. It's Freddie's birthday, I had to write SOMETHING. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FREDDIE! REVIEW!