Once upon a time there was an OC named OC. OC was very nice to everyone. But he once had a crush on a girl called Sakura. He swore to protect her until the day he died. OC was a strange man, he had black shiny bowl-shaped hair and wore green spandex all the time. His eyes looked like fish eyes and his mouth was shaped like an upside-down M.
When OC blushed, he blushed pink circles. One day OC, and his teacher who looked a lot like OC went to the Sand Village. OC met a man named Gaara. OC found that he was very attracted to Gaara. Gaara was soooo hot. Gaara thought that OC was so full of youth and found himself very attracted to OC.
One day OC offered Gaara a lotus. Gaara was flattered. A week later they kissed.
A few blocks down lived a girl named Matsuri. News got to Masturi
that Gaara and OC were together. That made Masturi sad. She wanted
Gaara to be happy, but she was sad when he wasn't happy with her.
One day a ginormous meteor fell on Masturi. This made OC sad, but he
was glad that his rival in love was gone. OC and Gaara had a happy
Masturi-free wedding.
OC and Gaara furiously made out at the
altar. Everyone else watched in awe.
They had a kid and named him
Gaalee.
THE END.