One day in class, the kids sat there for over half an hour. Ms. Bitters hadn't showed up, and if they did anything, Bitters might swoop down on them and give them all detention. Two kids at opposite ends of the front row were staring at each other. Yes, you-know-who, the green boy, Zim, and the paranormal-obsessed child, Dib. Suddenly, the principal came into the room. "You are Ms. Bitters' class, am I correct?" The class nodded. "Well, your teacher was murdered last night." The class gasped, except for Zim, who said, "What?" and Dib, who was looking at Zim. "Yes, she was murdered. It was a messy, sloppy job and we believe it was-no, not Nny again. It was a child. For the body is gone. A child would kill then take the body away in hopes of not being caught. There is a pool of blood which is being sent into the labs right now. And instead of having class today, you will all be interrogated. Where is...Zita?" As Zita stood up and walked to the door, Dib dashed over to Zim and grabbed him by the collar. "You murdered her, didn't you Zim?" he hissed. Zim pushed Dib away and said, "I have no idea what you're talking about, Dib." "Of COURSE you do! It's perfect. Without Ms. Bitters, you don't have to go to skool anymore, thus you can spend more time doing more important...plotting...stuff." "I told you, Dib! I didn't do anything!" "Murder is a serious crime, Zim." Since he knew Dib knew, he said, "And trying to take over the Earth isn't?" Dib jumped back. "He confessed! Did you hear?!?! Zim just said he was trying to take over Earth! Did...anyone...hear?" Dib trailed off as he realized the kids were paying no attention. So he, dejectedly, went back off to his seat, until the principal called out his name. Dib rose from his seat and walked to the room they led him to. "The closet?" questioned Dib. "You're interrogating me in a broom closet?" "You have the right to remain silent, boy! Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law!" "...I didn't do anything..." "SHUSH!" And so, inside the broom closet, they interrogated Dib. Then, they interrogated Zim. (I could be doing a lot better job on this, I know...) After everyone was interrogated, the principal came back into the room. "After looking over all the interrogations, we believe two children did it. And those two are..."

Author's Note: Well, that was short and a little strange, but their interrogations will be revealed later. But now, there's a cliffhanger!!! Hahaha, me evil. I like that word! Eeeeeeeevil.... OK, now we all wonder: Did Zim do it? Did Dib do it? Did a skool kid do it Did Nny do it and try to cover up the evidence? Who does the skool think did it? Well, you know that if you read the summary, but WHY does the skool think they did it? More next time!