THE HOBBIT SLAYER
PROLOGUE
"AAAAAH!!!!!!" Yells a group of little Hobbits as they scurry about. "What have we done to deserve this?!?" Questions one little Hobbit as he gets crushed. "Ha! Ha! Ha! No Hobbit escapes me!" laughs Mickey the Hobbit slayer. " Please Mr. Mickey don't hurt us. I'll do anything you say just don't hurt my village!" Pleads the village elder. "Shut up." Says Mickey as he beats him with his own arm. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Look at the stupid Hobbits run. Get em Mickey! Get em!" Chuckles the lovely Sarah. One hour later Mickey and Sarah walk from a burning village were five hundred used to live happily but now are destroyed (if you couldn't tell from the paragraph above). Thanks to MICKEY THE HOBBIT SLAYER and SARAH THE TAUNTER OF HOBBITS associated with MICKEY THE HOBBIT SLAYER.
PROLOGUE
"AAAAAH!!!!!!" Yells a group of little Hobbits as they scurry about. "What have we done to deserve this?!?" Questions one little Hobbit as he gets crushed. "Ha! Ha! Ha! No Hobbit escapes me!" laughs Mickey the Hobbit slayer. " Please Mr. Mickey don't hurt us. I'll do anything you say just don't hurt my village!" Pleads the village elder. "Shut up." Says Mickey as he beats him with his own arm. "Ha! Ha! Ha! Look at the stupid Hobbits run. Get em Mickey! Get em!" Chuckles the lovely Sarah. One hour later Mickey and Sarah walk from a burning village were five hundred used to live happily but now are destroyed (if you couldn't tell from the paragraph above). Thanks to MICKEY THE HOBBIT SLAYER and SARAH THE TAUNTER OF HOBBITS associated with MICKEY THE HOBBIT SLAYER.