Hinata
loved Naruto very much. She demanded he go on a date with her, he
shyly replied he loved Sakura very much, and couldn't date Hinata.
Hinata was very angry. Hinata began to slit her wrists in misery. She
put on heavy amounts of eyeliner! She looked like Gaara! Then she
cried for hours, alone except for the company of the sadness that
drenched her heart. She realized what she had to do in order to make
Naruto love her. That night, she stole a knife from Neji's closet,
and set off into the darkness of the night. It was night. Naruto was
with Sakura. Naruto loved Sakura and Sakura loved Naruto. They loved
each other. They were in love.
A very emo Hinata strode up to
them, her hand in her pocket clenching the knife. She was holding the
knife which was in her pocket. Naruto and Sakura said hi to her.
"Hi"
They said. Hinata said hi back.
"Hi!" Hinata said to Naruto
and Sakura, clenching her teeth with anger. She was angry. She felt
mad. She felt mad at Sakura. She hated Sakura. Sakura made her mad.
"Hinata! You look emo!" Sakura said. Hinata looked emo to
Sakura. Hinata threw the knife at Sakura. The knife was thrown at
her. The knife hit Sakura straight in the heart. Sakura died. The
knife killed Sakura. Naruto smiled and kissed Hinata on her black
lips. They made out in front of Sakura's dead body. Sakura was
dead.
Sasuke
heard. He killed himself in pain. He turned dead. So Karin killed
herself as well. She was deceased.
Shikamaru and Ino found out,
and decided it was their turn and kissed each other. They loved each
other. They were in love.
Neji and Tenten thought that with all the hook-ups, they should kiss each other. Tenten and Neji kissed each other. They loved each other with much love.
Neji and Tenten, Shikamaru and Ino, and Naruto and Hinata had a triple wedding. This made them happy. They became very happy.
THE END!