Legofiance's Abridged and IMPROVED Version of the Alanna Books!!
"Oh…I'm Alanna…I want to be a knight…I kick ass."
"I'm Jon…I suck…you just don't know that yet."
Jon attempts to woo Alanna…Alanna beats him up
"Hi, I'm George! I kick soooooo much ass!"
"Hi, I'm Raoul…I'm really not that important…but I'm awesome so I'm in here."
Alanna does lots of kick ass stuff
George tells Alanna that he loves her…and even though she DOES love him and she's NOT with Jon, she doesn't say she loves him back…YET! (It's for suspense)
"Hi, I'm Liam…I….—"
He's dead…bye bye Liam!
Alanna does some more kick ass stuff…also Jon dies because we're sick of him and he sucks…he NEVER gets with Alanna
George: "I love you Alanna"
Alanna: "I love you too George…you're the ONLY one for me and always have been because of all the ass you kick."
George: "Ditto"
THE END
Disclaimer: Blah, Blah…it's not mine…I just made it better
A/N: PLEASE REVIEW!!!