Title: Untitled crack
Author: Sky
Rating: M for language, suggested p0rn!
Summary: Crack wherein Yazoo discusses Kadaj with Reno :)
A/N: this is so dumb haha
Reno: So, bitch, what're you thinking before you die?
Yazoo: I don't plan to die.
Reno: O.O"
Yazoo: Just so you know, I was thinking of how delicious my little Kadaj would look in leather constraints, all tied and spread out on our bed…
Reno: The fuck…? (They share a bed?)
Yazoo: I mean, his delicate bone structure would be accentuated by all the black strips and chains!
Reno: WHAT?!
Yazoo: I'd be kneeling over him, holding his tightly bound cock and positioning my own at his dripping entrance that would be just clenching and unclenching, just waiting for me.
Reno: OO" (That's nasty)
Yazoo: And then I'd shove myself balls deep within him and he'd cry my name with every one of my thrusts up his arse…
Reno: XX" -dies-
Yazoo: OH, I seem to have a little… err… problem downstairs. Do you mind if we postpone – oh. You're dead. Well, that was easy.
Kadaj: That was quick. And you're still so… clean!
Yazoo: Unlike you -mysterious smile-
Kadaj: Eh? O.o
Later…
Loz: Wanna see Yaz fight? It's all on the security tape!
Kadaj: Ok, whatever.
10 minutes later…
Kadaj: YAZOO!! YOU BASTARD!!
Yazoo:-chuckles to self while playing with miniature Kadaj-fandolls-
The End.
Just kidding.
Alternate scene!
Later...
Loz: Wanna see Yaz fight? It's all on the security tapes!
Kadaj: Ok, whatever.
10 minutes later…
Kadaj: YAZOO!! YOU BASTARD!! That gave me a huge boner!!
Yazoo: Reeeally now?
Kadaj: -gritted- Yes, you perv! LOOK! -points-
Yazoo: … Want me to fuck you better?
Kadaj: … Hell yes.
-Disappear off together- Loz is scared...
The End (seriously).