Oh my god look I've written a fanfiction, and Oh my god it's my first one too!

Joy. So much joy right now (not really, I think I probably suck *cries*)

Constructive criticism is highly appreciated and so are reviews so yeah... don't leave me with nothing all my not real fans!

Disclaimer: I don't own Durarara!. That anime/manga/light novel do not belong to me and they never will, I am just using the characters for my own fun in this fanfiction.

Happy reading~

I hope...


"LEAVE ME ALONE! Can't a girl just listen to her Japanese music and write in peace?!" I pretty much screeched at my little sister as she continued to be a complete pain in my ass. God I hate younger siblings, so annoying I just want to rip them apart! Argh!

"No because her little sister is bored and huuuuuuunnnnnnnnggggrrrrryyyyy!" the little brat known to the world as Emily whined but too me it just sounded like a dying walrus that I was about to beat to a bloody pulp. "Yeah well I'm hungry too so get the fuck over it." I hissed as I turned my face away from the computer screen and met my bright emerald green eyes with her dull brown ones. I scowled at her and in return she pouted before staggering into the solitude of the kitchen and continuing to complain about how hungry she was. My god please just shut up. Please. Some people are trying to write here thankyouverymuch.

I returned my face to the computer screen and stared at the completely blank word document trying desperately to think up a good story for my loyal fans on my favorite fanfiction website ever. And although my family had just moved to Ikebukuro in Japan I still came up with nothing. Somehow, my mind was blank which never happened, in fact usually I couldn't get these kinds of writing thoughts out of my head. Hell, it was so bad I had started to think about everything in real life as a story just narrating my day as it was happening.

Even though I was starting school tomorrow at some place called Raira Academy with tons of people I had never met my brain refused to have any imagination, not even the slightest pinch of creativity was with me today.

Not even a small grain of sand from the lovely beaches of California- where I used to live and dearly missed- was granted to my uncreative boring absolutely normal brain today. Which really kinda sucked, like a lot. As a "writer" (honestly I didn't think my stuff was that good but my friends, teachers, family, and the internet disagreed) I hate not being able to do my favorite thing which just so happened to be typing up stories on the computer. It would infuriate me when this happened. I hated writers block more than I hated- well lots of things I guess.

I gave a groan and looked around my room with piles of unpacked boxes scattered everywhere. Bored and out of further options (unless I wanted to unpack all my shit, which I really didn't) I decided to visit my friends on the internet, maybe they'll be happy to hear that I moved to Japan since well funny thing really: they all lived there. You see I didn't make friends easily back in Cali- part of that was because I tended to shut myself out from other people and the other part was that I tended to be a little too honest…

Oops?

So that's how I ended up with loud, obnoxious- but very fun and super nice- outcasts who funny enough were all bi-sexual. I seriously was the only straight one in the group which could make things awkward every now and then. But that didn't stop me from enjoying our weird friendship and goofy acts of random every now and then. After all if it wasn't awkward it wouldn't be half as fun with those guys. I wonder if they miss me...

I brushed my smooth slightly curly chocolate brown locks from my face as I joined the chat room containing my online friends. I honestly really liked them- they were nice, calm, and didn't really judge me. They just were nice and helpful- my kind of people.

-Shinrai has entered the chat room

Shinrai: hey guys!

Taro Tanaka: Oh hey Shinrai!

Kanra: Shinrai~ how you doing girl?

Setton: what's up Shinrai?

Shinrai: Well… have good news and bad news

Kanra: let's hear it! I wanna know what's going on in your life. Mine: sucks

Shinrai: haha Kanra you're so weird! Well first off the bad news I can't write about anything, it's like a magical fairy has taken away all my ability to write!

Shinrai: And well good news I guess… you see I moved to Japan last week! And I'll be going to Raira Academy!

Taro Tanaka: Whoa that's cool Shinrai!

Setton: good for you

-Taro Tanaka has sent you a private message

Taro Tanaka: Hey Shinrai! Guess what! I'll be going to Raira too! In fact I'm moving to Ikebukuro like tomorrow!

Shinrai: Oh my god what?! Squeee that is soo cool

Shinrai: We could like become best hoes

Shinrai: I mean buddies hehe

Kanra: Really Shinrai? How wonderful for you~

Shinrai: I'm not gonna lie, for some reason that came off really creepy. Am I the only one who thought that was creepy?

Setton: Yeah that was a little creepy Kanra…

Taro Tanaka: totally

Kanra: Daa~ so mean.

Kanra: So Shinrai you're having trouble writing?

Shinrai: yeah, why girl~?

Kanra: you like Kuroshitsuji right?

Shinrai: *sigh* Kanra I've done like every possible fanfic imaginable for that

Kanra: oh

Shinrai: Anyway I gotta go unpack ugh… bye!

-Shinrai has left the chat room

"No Emily, get out of my crap!" I yelled at my little sister as she viciously dug her probably completely filthy hands through my boxes most likely looking for things to steal from me and claim as her own. And I was having none of that. She giggled like a maniac with a chainsaw and pulled something out of said box before turning around and running off to her room faster than a cheetah chasing a gazelle who was about to become it's unlucky prey. And Emily was two seconds away from becoming my own prey. This girl was so dead it wasn't even the slightest bit funny. Anyone who says otherwise is an enemy of the state!

I frowned and rummaged through the box trying to figure out what she stole and determine the items importance but quickly grew bored of the task and decided on just barging into her room and taking it by force. I knew that she wouldn't give it back if I didn't. She never did. Which is probably part of the reason I hated her so much.

Of course I could just tell Mom and Dad but Emily was their favorite so I knew I wouldn't get too far with that tactic. I never really did. Which like really sucked. Big time. No not Big Time Rush- my god Emily will not stop with them.

"Eeeeeemmmmmmmiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyy-cccchhhhhhaaaaaaaannnnnnnnn~" I cooed creepily with a sickly sweet grin plastered on my face as I knocked on her door softly. I heard a muffled "go away Sakura." But ignored it and chose to enter the room anyway. There on her bed was my purple amethyst necklace that my best friend Nick had given me the day before I left. At that point I felt a little more than furious as I glared at my sister, charged over to her bed and swiftly picked up the beautiful necklace before storming out and slamming the door to my own room.

Man it has never been better timing for my parents to be out on errands. They didn't really approve of our constant fighting and definitely didn't seem to be fans of slamming doors.

Well at least I only have to attend my senior-or fourth year- year at this academy before I can go off to college and be free (sort of). Honestly to tell the truth while I was very excited to attend this school I was being forced to do so. You see my parents went to the same school when they were in high school (actually it's where they met, yuck) and I guess they wanted me to go as well… which was a little weird but whatever.

I never really do understand what goes on in my parents minds. I really don't get why they adopted two kids from the orphanage that absolutely hated each other and they knew it- sure I was grateful to have a home but why the adopted Emily as well I will never know or understand. And trust me I have no intention of trying to do so.


~Magical skip forward in time~

Oh my god I am sooooooooooo bored! Who knew entrance exams would be so boring? He just keeps going on and on and on I'm afraid that he'll never stop. And he's not even talking about completely relevant stuff either- I mean this dude at one point was talking about how Japan's birth rate was decreasing and the middle class disappearing. What the hell does that have to do with anything? Is he like trying to depress his students or something? Or does he secretly actually want us to die so he's boring us to death?

I swear if it's the latter I'm just going to do a snoopy happy dance for being right and doing it with style.

Finally! Finally he finished his eternally long speech and dismissed us to go to our classes so we could all stare at and judge our fellow classmates that we would be stuck with all year. Well isn't that just so much fun? I could feel judgment seeping through out the room while I just rested my head on my desk trying to draw as little attention to myself while praying for class to be over so I could go home.

Thankfully class went by a lot faster than I anticipated and the second after the bell rang signaling that we were free to leave I scurried out of the room as quickly as I could so I could just go home and seclude myself in my room and chat with my online friends and write.

Or maybe I'll find some anime to watch, after I watched Kuroshitsuji my friends kept trying to get me to watch other ones like Death Note and Fairy Tale but I refused since I knew I would just become addicted like they did. I swear they were bigger anime addicts than cocaine lovers. It was actually rather sad in my opinion.

As I walked down the unfamiliar roads and sidewalks in the maze of a city it occurred to me at one point that I was lost and I groaned in annoyance, I mean I had found my way to that school earlier so why couldn't I find my way home? I glanced around a bit before checking my wallet for my phone and some money, nodding my head in approval and then I just started to explore a little bit.

I knew my parents wouldn't mind, besides even if they did I could just say I was trying to get to know the city and I wasn't even lying there so… And then it occurred to me: my parents went to Raira, therefore they must know their way around Ikebukuro so maybe I could just ask them for help. Or maybe I could continue to explore and just ask them for tips.

I, feeling a little braver than usual went with the second option and quickly sent both of them a text asking for advice when walking around in Ikebukuro. My mother replied not even a minute later telling me all the good spots for friends and couples and even told me where not to go and why. And then she sent another text that seemed a tad bit odd to me, it read:

Just stay away from, or at least don't piss off someone named Shizuo Heiwajima or Izaya Orihara

I replied with an awkward "Alright what do they look like?" and waited for the message with the descriptions of the people that I should apparently not approach. I did feel a little offended though that my mother believed that I was dumb enough to go talking to strangers- I mean I knew she was just trying to protect me like a good mother should but still it's lik-

I was interrupted from my thoughts when I felt my phone vibrate in my hands and I checked the message my mom had sent with the descriptions of the apparently dangerous people. But I didn't question it- my mom and dad were never wrong about these things so I knew if they told me to stay away from or not to do something that they were right and had learned from that mistake themselves.

Well last time I checked Shizuo had blonde hair and was tall- so he will definitely stick out I promise, also he's sorta uhh, very strong so really don't make him mad if you do bump into him… I think you'll know him when you see him honey description or not. Izaya, he has black hair and brown eyes with an almost red tint to them. He's a trickster last time I checked so I'm sure you'll be able to tell with him as well. I would just stay away from him though, and definitely don't trust him if you are unfortunate enough to bump into him as well.

I reread her text a few times and unintentionally judged these people by what my mother had told me and immediately deemed them as "weird," they definitely sounded like people I would be better off not running into on the street that's for sure. I shrugged, put my phone away, and continued wandering the crowded streets of Ikebukuro with a bright smile on my face as I explored the city gazing everywhere with curious eyes. Something told me it was going to be interesting here and not entirely in a good way but I shrugged the feeling off and stayed oblivious to the bad.

Oh if only I had known had right I was.


So I hope that wasn't as insanely terrible as I thought it was... anyways like I said first fanfic blah blah blah blah blah I would really enjoy some criticism up in here so if you could take time out of your schedule to review that would be fantastic.

Very fantastic

Bye, hope to see you next time!

Sincerely Cielsakitty~