A/N: IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THIS STORY IS NOT MINE. Once upon a time, my awesome friend, William, or manateehugger1, wrote a Naruto fanfiction. When he was in 4th grade. And then, two years later, he comes over to my house to play Spore. Somehow, we ended up looking at his old fanfiction account on from when he was in 4th grade. It was so amazing, I decided to post it here, as he refused to post such an old, but hilarious, story on his own account.
I've slightly edited it. Only to make it easier to read and more grammatically correct. None of the words or context have been altered or removed, except to change words to the right spelling or form. I left Hell alone though. HELL CHILDREN!
P.S. I have no idea who the kids are. Apparently, they were the friends Will used to roleplay with. He started roleplaying in 3rd grade. Don't I have the coolest friends ever?
Why Orochimaru is Not a Teacher
"Hell children my name is Orochimaru and I'm your teacher for the day because 's face was violently ripped off, and I harvested her soul and ate her flesh… Uhh, I mean she is on vacation in a land far beyond our village," hissed Orochimaru as his snake tongue flicked violently.
"Any questions?" asked Orochimaru, as if daring one of the small children to raise their hand. A small hand bolted up from the back.
"Yes, you small little girl in the back who needs a facelift, and a nose job wouldn't hurt either," said Orochimaru as he pointed at little Hamati
".Orochimaru why were you born looking like Michael Jackson?" asked Hamati innocently.
"I was born like that because…" Orochimaru then coughed out a swarm of snakes and they ate Hamati whole.
"Anyone else have a question for me?" Everyone stayed silent looking in fear at Orochimaru.
"Ok now let us begin. First of all, can I have a volunteer?" A small little boy's hand bolted up.
"Yes, you little boy who looks mentally challenged come up here," said Orochimaru as he pointed to a small boy named Aru. Aru ran up to Orochimaru swiftly.
"Ok class now pay attention," hissed Orochimaru. He then grabbed Aru and swallowed him in one bite.
"Now that I have had my lunch, children, we can begin class," barked Orochimaru. He then wrote extremely difficult math problems on the chalkboard.
"Now who knows the answer to this?" asked Orochimaru, as he pointed to the chalkboard.
"Anyone?" asked Orochimaru once again
"Fine, I will call on random people. If you get it wrong you will end up like your friends Hamati and Aru," threatened Orochimaru
"Ok, young boy with the sexy smirk on your face. What is the answer to this?" Orochimaru said as he pointed to a 4-year-old boy. Orochimaru then got lost in the 4 year olds eyes, and nearly melted
"Young boy w-what's your name?" asked Orochimaru but then a overweight unicorn fell from the sky and crushed Orochimaru, and his classroom. Ruining Orochimaru's chances of raping the young boy and being a pedophile.
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A/N: The best part? Will hasn't changed at all since he wrote this. OTL
I only went over this once, so if you catch any grammar or spelling mistakes, please inform me of them.