Alicia smiled evilly from her position under the desk as she checked her watch. Thirty seconds until she could jump out and scare the guy enough to (possibly) give him a heart attack. Ever so slowly, the seconds ticked by, and ever so quickly she prepared to attack. Just as the second hand struck twelve, she jumped up, candy sword in hand, and yelled "Old man, give me your country and you shall survive to see another day!"

The bearded dictator's first reaction was "What the hell?". Then as his head cleared, he shouted: "Guards, arrest this insolent brat!"

Alicia giggled. "Your guards went to school today; it was Take Your Older Family Members to School Day."

The dictator sighed. "Well, I still will not give you my country that easily."

She folded her arms and pouted. The old man rolled his eyes.

She gave him her best puppy eyes. He shook his head, and retreated to a far corner of his office.

She showed him a picture of him doing something very. . . embarrassing. He gulped. And slowly, very slowly he nodded, taking out his pen. She smiled as he signed the necessary documents for the country.

The next king was a little more challenging. She had to threaten to tell his wife that he was cheating on her before he succumbed to her superior power (But she told his wife anyway…). The third one was easier to convince. Not only was he a naïve and immature 18-year-old, he also had an obsession for candy.

As the weeks passed by, more and more of the world came under the control of this strangely Sue-ish deranged fanfic author.

3 months later:

Alicia was in her limo, on the run from Them. That's when Corinne, who was walking home, noticed her.

"Alicia!" She yelled. "Now that you've achieved World Domination,"—she lowered her voice—"can I have a water park the size of the UK?"

Alicia grinned. "Sure! Why not?" Then she whispered: "If you want the water park, get in the car! My body guards are after me!"

Corinne nodded. Then her eyes widened as she saw what exactly was in the driver's seat. But she put the questions in the back of her mind for now, because, after all, she had a water park to design.

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Most of you will flame me, saying horrible stuff about Alicia's Sue-ness. Wait till you see how Ed treats her.

Now, this story is co-authored with –drum roll- AEW Alchemist! Most of you know her, doncha? She'll write the next chapter and probably chapter two too.

Before I forget, the first person to guess (rightly!) what was on the driver's seat will get to make a guest appearance. Also, Alicia is a self insert (I promise she'll be a lot more pathetic in later chapters!)

And:

Envy: Foreseer and AEW Alchemist don't own Fullmetal Chibi. Besides, if she did, she'd have to own me too. *shudder*

Lust: Now that you've read, don't forget to review! –shows newly sharpened nails-