Ok, I don't own Gundam Wing or any of the characters, so don't sue me, k?

^. ^ 'ello, this fic is all the GW guys and gal's kids (none of them are married to another GW person, they're just married to some civilian.) and all of them look almost exactly like their GW parent. I guess the GW crew has dominant genes or something… WARNING: this is kind of Relena bashing...and none of the parents are in this fic, just mentioned by their kids. And this seems a little listy to me, but this chapter is only the introductions.

"Good morning, children! Welcome to your first day in kindergarten!" A blonde, hyper teacher greeted the class with an oblivious smile. She just radiated dumb blonde [I'm blonde myself, not all blondes are dumb! *everyone smiles at Andie-chan and goes 'su~ure'*] Taking in a large breath, the preppy teacher smiled and sat everyone down. "Now, we're going to introduce ourselves! Odin, you start, honey!"

A chibi Heero walked up in front of the line and nodded. "Odin Yuy, son of Heero and Christina[1] Yuy." He looked up at the teacher, then went to his seat

"Ok, honey! Dominique-chan, your turn!"

A ditzy looking blonde girl came up, and glomped on to Odin. He looked at her impassively and swung her at the teacher, going to sit next to Andie[2]. She got up, looked over and smiled at Odin, then turned to the class. "Hi! I'm Dominique! My~y mommy's the queen of the world, and my daddy takes care of *me*! My mommy's name is...umm...oh yeah. Relena PeaceCraft, and daddy is Tim PeaceCraft!" she gushed at the class, then went to sit next to Odin.

"Ok! Now, why don't we have Andie-chan come up!" A petite, ghostly pale girl, with long brown hair down to her knees and violet eyes came up to the front. She had all black on, and wore an intricately etched silver cross around her neck. The boys already had crushes on her, and it was only the first day of school, but she hadn't talked to anyone but Odin yet. "Ohayo, ore wa shini da." She smiled at Odin, and turned back to the class. "Ohayo, my name is Andie [3] My dad is Duo Maxwell. My mom is Kate Maxwell. My dad's in the preventers, with Deathscythe, and I'm learning to pilot it, too! Odin's dad and mine are best friends, and we are training together to pilot Deathscythe and Wing, along with Meiran." She glanced at Odin and smiled, then sat down next to a Chinese girl, as Dominique had taken her seat.

A tall boy with a cool, Hilde-ish hairstyle came up. "Hi! I'm Hilde and Onno Leebeart's son! My name is Fox, pleased to meet you all!" he hopped over to his seat, effectively cutting off any questions from the teacher. The teacher smiled idiotically and pointed to a silent girl with shoulder length brown hair.

"Sora-chan? Your turn!" The girl nodded and came up to the front as well. She looked out at the class, only one eye showing. The other forest green orb was hidden behind a wave of hair covering half of her face.

"I'm Sora Barton. I take after my dad, Trowa, a lot. He is silent as opposed to my mother, Sarah, who is very friendly. My dad works at a circus, he is a clown, and a lion tamer. His sister is in the circus as well, and she throws knives at him. She said that maybe they could come to school and perform for us." She walked back to her seat, looking exhausted from talking.

The teacher's face lit up to the point of being on fire. "Great Idea, honey! Mark, darling, why don't you come up next?"

A platinum blonde (that looked extremely smart, even being a blonde) boy walked up, smiling at everyone and looking just over all kawaii. "Hello, every one! I'm Mark Winner...my dad is Quatre Re...Rabere....umm..Quatre R. Winner, and mom is Chessie Winner! Daddy said that we're pa..pacifisths." He smiled again, then sat down next to Sora, who had shooed the occupant of the seat out. Another blond, also a boy, came up next. "I am Darin Zachia, my mom is Dorothy and my dad is Gary. My only interest is *war*" With that, he stalked back to his seat. No one but the teacher looked at all surprised, it *was* Dorothy's kid.

"O~K...next, why don't you go, Meiran?" a Chinese/American girl with dark hair, full lips and a pale complexion walked up to the front. She had long hair down to her ankles, and was also dressed in all black. She looked even kind of Gothic. And she looked shy, but if you looked into her black-brown eyes, you could see mischief. "Hi. I'm Meiran Wufei, my dad is Chang Wufei and my mother is Andrea Wufei. I am also training to pilot a Gundam, Gundam Shen-long. I am training in martial arts, and learning of Honor and Justice." She smiled at the class, and began to walk to her seat, but the stupid ditz of a teacher stopped her.

"Meiran, what a lovely name! Where did you get it?" Odin and Andie cringed, that was *not* a smart question.

Meiran got a satanic look in her eyes, accented by the dark gothic look of her red lips and pale, ghostly face. "Why, I was named after my dad's fist wife, who died when she was 14 saving my dad from OZ. Now, would you like to ask Andie-chan how her dad got his last name? Or Odin where *his* name came from? I'm sure they enjoy telling everyone what caused the scars on their parent's wrists![4]"

Obviously, Meiran not only *looked* gothic, but acted in a morbidly charming way as well. The teacher's face drained of color, and Meiran and Andie slapped hands. The two long-haired girls were, obviously, very good friends. "Umm...ok...why don't you go, Quincy?" A boy looking very much like Trieze, only with glasses, came up to the front.

"I am Quincy KushRenada. My father is Trieze KushRenada, and my mother is Lady Une KushRenada." The boy twitched, then took off his glasses. This time, he spoke in a soft, melodious voice. "I am pleased to meet you all. My interests are..." The glasses went back on. "...Taking over the world...*for Trieze! *" He went back to his seat, the teacher just kind of looking at him funny.

"O~o Ka~ay...Why don't we start the class now...we'll be picking out parts for the school play tomorrow, so why don't we discuss what the roles are!"

[1]My lil' five year old cousin. She'd whip that boy into shape in no time!
[2]I used my name in here twice. But, it's logical. I'm portraying myself as Duo's best-almost to the point of being a sister-friend, as well as Wufei's wife. And Duo's kid is named Andie because he named her after his 'sister', it's not also me. Just named after me, no da~!
[3]I know, but the maxwell came from duo, no da! Anyway, as Meiran's mum,i'm Andrea so :p. I'm confusing, ne?
[4]I have a very, very strange obsession with scars. It's sick, i know.